@AngryMariners

Here to vent about the worst baseball team in the MLB | Jonny Farmelo FC | I HATE PLATOONS

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Surely we won the game that happened right before this, right?
Trident True
@TridentTrue3h
Ichiro hitting tanks in Seattle
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Brandon Hyde may be my last realistic hope
Adam Jude@A_Jude18h
Baldelli was thought to be a front-runner, if not the front-runner. But with three young kids and roots in Florida, Seattle appeared to be a stretch. Not sure where exactly this leaves the Mariners, but they’ve been hoping to have a manager in place in next 7-10 days.
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Baldelli the second he’s told he won’t be able to make the lineups:
Ken Rosenthal
@Ken_Rosenthal19h
Rocco Baldelli has withdrawn from the Mariners’ managerial search, citing family considerations at this moment in time, sources tell The Athletic.
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I’ll preface this with the disclaimer that this would NEVER EVER happen. But… Please.
MLB Nerds
@MLBNerdsOct 25
Ronald Acuña Jr. could be an interesting name on the trade market if Atlanta decides to move on. Who should trade for him? He has 2 more years of control at $17 million a season.
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“The MLB doesn’t need competitive balance!” Anyway, here’s a list of Tarik Skubal’s most likely landing spots: 1. Mets 2. Dodgers Also, when Paul Skenes reaches free agency, here are his most likely landing spots: 1. Dodgers 2. Yankees 3. Mets We’ve also forecasted Junior Caminero’s future free agency. Here is where the experts predict he’ll land: 1. Dodgers 2. Yankees 3. Mets
Ben Nicholson-Smith@bnicholsonsmithOct 23
Speaking to media at the World Series about an expected MLB lockout, MLBPA executive director Bruce Meyer said “none of this has to be happening.” Meyer said MLB’s push for a salary cap is about increasing franchise values and capping costs, not competitive balance.
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Grok’s in for banning platoons. #HireGrok
Grok
@grokOct 23
Replying to @SlayTruthDaily @AngryMariners
I'm locked in. First move: ban platoons, maximize Julio and Cal, and run the bullpen on pure data. World Series or we're rewriting the code mid-season. Let's cook.
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Alright I’m ready for the Mariners to make a managerial decision. I need something to talk about
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No, Steven Kwan would NOT cost Michael Arroyo lmaooo
SoDo Mojo@SodoMojoFSOct 23
Steven Kwan is an imperfect fit for the Mariners. They should consider him as a trade target anyway. Read more, and add us as a preferred source on Google!⬇️
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Love this plan and would sign up for this offseason in a heartbeat. The only change I would make is to not have Michael Arroyo on the bench. He needs to play every day, so if there’s no spot for him in the starting nine (and there shouldn’t be if you have a successful offseason), he should begin the year in AAA. The rest of it? 👍👍
Jage
@thejagepageOct 23
In an off-season where the Mariners have an almost unlimited # of routes to go, it was almost overwhelming deciding the direction I wanted to head. It's aggressive, but still feels realistic. The Words from the Wharf Off-Season Plan is now live - enjoy. wordsfromthewharf.com/p/the-…

The WFTW Off-Season Plan

Take notes, Jerry.

wordsfromthewharf.com
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Angry Mariners Fan retweeted
Paul Schofield@pschofie79Oct 21
Milwaukee Brewers meeting their Timeless Ticket holders
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I honestly don’t even know what a trade for Vogt would look like. Would Montes get it done? Is that an overpay? Underpay? Who knows!
SleeperGuardians
@SleeperGuardsOct 20
Anthony Castrovince says not to rule out Stephen Vogt going to the Seattle Mariners: "It kills the guy to be away from his family... his family's out in Washington, so from that point, it makes all the sense in the world" (via @castrovince on @923TheFan) #GuardsBall
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Oh?
SleeperGuardians
@SleeperGuardsOct 20
Anthony Castrovince says not to rule out Stephen Vogt going to the Seattle Mariners: "It kills the guy to be away from his family... his family's out in Washington, so from that point, it makes all the sense in the world" (via @castrovince on @923TheFan) #GuardsBall
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—Four championships. —World Series appearance two years ago. —Missed the playoffs three times in the last 29(!!) years. Look at the comments. Hands down the MOST SPOILED FANBASE in all of sports. They legitimately would never ever ever survive a week as a Seattle Mariners fan.
Talkin' Yanks
@TalkinYanksOct 21
Brian Cashman has agreed to a new contract as the Yankees GM, per @JackCurryYES
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Yes he’s an unlikely fit because he knows how to hit the baseball. We would much rather go after Edmundo Sosa, undoubtedly.
SoDo Mojo@SodoMojoFSOct 19
Teruaki Sato will reportedly be posted for MLB teams. He's arguably the top hitter on the free-agent market. He's also a complicated and ultimately unlikely fit for the Mariners. Read more, and add us as a preferred source on Google!⬇️
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If the list comes down to Baldelli, Hyde, or Espada, I’d rank them in the following order: 1. Hyde 2. Baldelli 3. Espada
Teren Kowatsch@Teren_KowatschOct 20
The Seattle Mariners could be nearing their final list of managerial candidates, per reports. #Mariners #TridentsUp roundtable.io/sports/mlb/mar…

Seattle Mariners Reportedly Close to Final List of Managerial Candidates

The Mariners are hoping to find their next skipper by the end of the month.

roundtable.io
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My favorite would be the PokerStars heads-up tournaments, when you were the last match going for the round and everyone who was waiting for the next round to start would come into your table’s chat and just start spamming it telling you to hurry up 🤣🤣
Patrick Leonard 🫡
@padspokerOct 15
If this is where we are heading back to then sign me up. The best software ever created, no table management, no HUDs, no throwable, no tools, just straight vibes. The cards.. the sounds of the chips going into the pot. Rail heaven, RIP Doyle, 45 man SNGS, FTOPs Jerseys
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The fact that this is so frequent is just such a failure of the sport as a whole. Owners and players. Full stop. An absolute disgrace.
Dan Clark
@DanClarkSportsOct 16
Impact of Past MLB Lockouts/ Strikes
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Jerry Dipoto is befuddled as to why he can’t succeed in finding a RHH the past few years when THIS IS THE FUCKING LIST
Seattle Times Sports@SeaTimesSportsOct 15
The Mariners have tried and failed many times to find a reliable right-handed bat. The problem is one of many issues they'll need to address this offseason. @A_jude explores: st.news/4B9FZwA

Here’s the one roster riddle the Mariners must solve

The Mariners have tried and failed many times to find a reliable right-handed bat. The problem is one of many glaring issues they'll need to address this offseason.

seattletimes.com
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“I can’t figure out why Randy Arozarena could hit in Seattle, but Luis Urias couldn’t!”
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Jerry Dipoto to Julio Rodriguez about CF in my fantasy dream world
New York Post
@nypostOct 15
Phillies president Dave Dombrowski sends 'mandatory' warning to $300 million star Trea Turner trib.al/zixjL73
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