Angry Post Vendor

"We can't go back to the client with an overage. Oooh, I'd like to order three desserts!"

"Here's what we need you to do this weekend and Monday, but don't share anything until Tuesday. Monday is a holiday and we need our downtime."

"I know we're all working remotely today, but we'll be there shortly so we can order dinner on the job."

"Please lower the edit days in your bid to 15. Here's our schedule with 25 days of edit."

"Here's an idea, and this might sound crazy so just hear me out. What if we got Lil' Jon to be in our spot?!?!?!"

"We need to work in-person so we can be distracted by our other projects the entire time."

Tuesday: "We won't use this as a brand asset; it's just for these spots and there's no extra money." Friday: "Can you post this brand asset. We want to use it in some other spots."

"Have you booked the talent whose info I haven't given you?"

"You want us to pay for this additional work? Fair enough, I guess."

"Good news! Your bid for three changes is approved, so we'd like to proceed with these twelve changes."

"Was it your intent to use the take we selected a week ago versus one we we didn't realize we wanted until now? Please correct."

"Thanks for working with our very limited budget. We'll keep the exploration, versions, and indecision to a maximum."

"This is perfect. Let's grind it into a pulp for the next two days."

"Can you help us with this spec piece? Our in-house is booked solid on paying work."

Agency A: "Our success is proof that creativity has no bounds." Agency B: "Creativity named us the most creative agency because of how well we harness creativity." Agency C: "We snort pure creativity to creatively solve creative problems with creative solutions, creatively."

"What do you mean you don't have the proprietary sound of the device that hasn't been released yet?"

"We're going somewhere else if you don't find a new time after I backed out of what I just booked."

“We constantly change our in-house’s name because we just loooove brand refreshes.”

"How dare you ask for a small overage for this extra work! We're just a tiny 265 billion dollar startup trying to get by."

“Please send me the scripts I wrote. I can’t find them.”