Angry Red Bird

life is hard crap i gotta go

Spend some quality time with family doing not the thing that makes me die

yellow and black birds can take over they do it better anyways. Maybe I just want to enjoy my life. Meet a lady bird, make some eggs.

What if we outsourced my job

TRICK OR TREAT! Except it's tricks all the way for pigs. And by tricks I mean smashing them into oblivion. #angrybirds #halloween

RT @2xplusungood: Are you planning on migrating straight into a pigs house? YES WHAT A LOVELY IDEA

Fall's a'coming. Time to migrate. Here's to hoping they serve pork for Thanksgiving. #AngryBirds

Kids not eating veggies? TELL THEM THEY'RE CUCUMBIRDS! #AngryBirds

It's summer now. Guess what that means? MORE TIME TO PLAY ANGRY BIRDS #angrybirds

RT: @Norris04 @AngryRedBird I found a little treat I think you'd enjoy ..... bit.ly/frnXIX YES THESE PLEASE ME GREATLY

WHY IS IT MONDAY AGAIN they should just call it pig day so I can hate both at the same time #angrybirds

Deciding between killing pigs and saving birds is like choosing either bacon or cake OH WHY CAN'T I HAVE BOTH #angrybirdsrio

Been plotting my revenge but now I'm back WHAT IS THIS WHERE DID ALL THESE EXOTIC BIRDS COME FROM why hello there gorgeous #angrybirdsrio

Thought up a good name for my lil cousin: @ANGRYBLUEBIRDS ACTIVATE MITOSIS!! #angrybirds

EVERY DAY IS PIG HUNTING DAY what do you mean intervention? pshh YEAH RIGHT #angrybirds

@acooper0310 I HAVE KILLED MORE OF YOUR BRETHREN THAN YOU CAN COUNT #ANGRYBIRDS

A PIG'S DEATH SQUEAL IS MUSIC TO MY EARS #angrybirds

THAT'S NOT A SHOOTING STAR IT'S ME BUT IF YOU WERE WISHING FOR THE PIGS TO DIE I'M GRANTING IT RIGHT NOW #ANGRYBIRDS

I have Mida's touch just instead of gold pigs die. *roll roll roll* *touch* HA YOU DIE #angrybirds

SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWK THAT'S ME PRACTICING MY BATTLE CRY OK #ANGRYBIRDS