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Hello Shane, these are my two Division I conference championship rings. I would ask to see yours but idk if they have a program at clown college
It was an insane bat runs year in general but almost all of the top end bat run performers were breakouts and nearly all of the biggest fish dealt with serious injuries
Interpol has your location and is converging on you imminently
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A guy left his YouTube logged in on the Airbnb’s TV and we went through his history. When we got to these I almost threw up from laughing so hard.
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when i ask 3yo not to say “shut up” he says “well the shut up man is coming tomorrow and going to say shut up to you”. kind of difficult to respond to that. if i ask who the shut up man is, he says “oh you don’t know???” and laughs at me. feels like bullying
Hate to do this but my man is looking like Barack Lyndon
Jayson Tatum on Jaylen Brown:
"This ain't no fucking Shaq and Kobe. There's no beef."
Part of Tatum's response (via @NoaDalzell, @RealBobManning):
Unc Super Squat Chronicles: 250x20 was unfortunately too easy and I'm already genuinely afraid of my next session
(Guy who has seen every episode of Turn A Gundam and knows who Muhammad Yone is voice) who the hell is Ethan Klein
I don't really subscribe to America A/B becuase I think there's like 60 different Americas. Who the hell are these people
























