We're animals. We like to tweet when nobody's looking. 馃惗馃惐馃惌馃惢馃惣馃惃 (Content can be removed at our human's request but we hope you won't blow our cover.)
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When you can't decide what to make for lunch, but then an idea suddenly presents itself...
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Who let Walter have too much to drink again? Everyone knows he can't hold his liquor!
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I don't care if it's raining, Steven. You are getting your butt off that couch and we are going for a walk NOW!!!!
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When animals lawyer up:
"While my client's case of the missing socks is pending, all communications will have to go through me."
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Hank's new construction company seemed to be a little heavy on middle management...
