Me: Hey guys, I don't know if you thought about this, but what if you #TGIC instead of #TGIF today? Get it? Because #Christmas starts with...oh nevermind.
@realDonaldTrump: I WANT TO BE #HITLER #WAAHHH
Do you mean the people who overwhelmingly elected @JoeBiden to be the next President, or do you mean "the people" as in...you know...
Can we at least change the ratio of likes/prayers to something other than 1:1 so these dumbfucks will be forced to learn a little #math?
If @FloydMayweather wins, white people are still the master race, right white people that think that despite all evidence to the contrary?
Breaker Breaker One Nine. Just got off on 69 south, guess it's time to get back on the road. #TruckerTweets
Anthony Savatt retweeted
They said if I get enough retweets they will bring back Blue's Clues and I can be Steve
Dear autocorrect,
If you could stop capitalizing "trump" that would be great. I talk about euchre a lot.
Thanks!
I can't wait until 2030, when I finally get to drive a 2016 F-250. #Ford #HorsePower
Good news is if @realDonaldTrump wins, just say you like him! His fans aren't good at judging based on everything you've ever done and said.
I don't know, I like my tea made by people that aren't dead. #ArnoldPalmer
I hope @PatMcCroryNC uses the ladies restroom, because he's a #cunt.
About to watch @BarackObama speak at the #DNCinPHL while eating #BBQ chicken. @alaricsawyer is with me, and I got the food & beer. #Progress




