I'm so woke, I anti-sleep.

Joined June 2016
God I hate midterms. My Youtube Shorts feed is artificially filled with obnoxious cunts trying to dunk on Trump. Prick I do not care what you have to say. Give me back my cooking videos and cool bug facts.
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Wow. Ethan. Great moves. Keep it up. Proud of you.
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Source?
it's unfortunate that there isn't an english word that unambiguously means "on what grounds do you believe what you just said to be true"
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Karaoke at the local bar has become an integral part of my week.
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Life is too short. You should start building your own private military company with your friends.
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Добавил NFS Most Wanted в Morrowind, чтобы кататься к Каю Косадесу на стиле
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I bought a pumpkin spice latte for the first time the other day. White women know what's up when it comes to drinks.
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There he is! A little something for my love @eredean + lines version ⭐️ First reference image for someone else, kinda nervous
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Holy shit they're actually making Runescape 4. Between this and WoW Forever, aging millennials chasing their childhoods are FEASTING. I'm very excited. play.runescape.com/4
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I am heavily intoxicated. I love you and you are beautiful.
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Insights I've learned about myself from 5 months of dream journaling: I still miss my dead dad. I could totally kill a sea monster. I'm extremely horny.
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Are your friends texting about WoW Forever? Know the signs: Aura - Passive benefits provided by Paladins Let him cook - Your friend needs to make food items that provide experience bonuses and stat increases Lock In - Your Warlock has reached the instance portal to summon people Brain Rot - General chat in the Barrens VC - Deadmines, or definitely NOT Deadmines and you shouldn't use it DM - Deadmines, or definitely NOT Deadmines and you shouldn't use it
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This required much internal deliberation, but I am satisfied with my list.
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Commissioned by @eredean for Annika killing wumpus
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effective altruist gf: “would you still love me if i was 10 billion worms?”
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Are you retarded, or are you banking on the people who listen to you being retarded? I enjoy dunking on delusional lefties as much as the next guy, but Jon is being so transparently sarcastic here.
If you need an example of someone who has become so inculcated in his Leftist media bubble that he cannot see an ounce of reality, just listen to Jon Stewart tell a foreign correspondent that no one shapes the news in the United States to favor one political party or narrative. This is not AI. This is not fake. This is a perfect example of the cognitive dissonance that allows Leftists to be able to believe what is patently false.
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Government of India should fund my limb lengthening surgery because I'm a victim of vegetarian society
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Gmail address : normal person Proton address : Paranoiac but usually trustworthy University address : Epitome of laziness, they have given up their body to the Institution Yahoo address : dangerous operator; tango at your own risk
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