Cave here. Prime. I've been reanimated by either sorcery or science. It's hard keeping track of all these dimensions. CHARIOTS. (OEC RP)
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((Why call it "the lines Jk Simmons refused to perform because the scene was a rape allegory he considered to be in bad taste" when you could call it "The Great Cave Offensive"))
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@neiltyson Hello Sir I am a fan of yours. In Quora forum two responded to my question to which I think I believed correct,but need more precise answer. Is it possible to drop in some vented canisters of liquid nitrogen in the southern tip of Africa before it became a hurricane?
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@neiltyson I'm not sure if you're the right person to ask but: is it possible to get condensation on you're skin, or is it just sweat?
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@neiltyson I have a question this may involve science and Theory is it possible to do what the movie downsizing does
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@neiltyson is it possible to make a fan spin fast enough that it emits a noise in a frequency we don’t hear
*Leans back in his chair - he's a little tired, which is unlike himself. He looks up at one of the cameras.*
Caroline. You there?
@OEC_GLaDOS
Happy to welcome @TheEvilWheatley to Aperture Science staff. I assume everything will be fine based on his track record. And name.
The radical ideologues of the UNHCR object to me putting flying snakes in the same rooms as test subjects. A WITCH HUNT LIKE NO OTHER IN AMERICAN HISTORY.
Cave Johnson retweeted
You know what thay say:
When life gives you lemons, you knock life unconscious, steal the lemon tree, then splice the lemons so the juice acts like naplam when added to oxygen, replant the tree, then watch as life burns it's own house down!
Isn't that right @ApSciJohnson
