@ApeGotFire

I wouldn't do that if I were you

 Gold Coast, Queensland
Joined September 2017
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I say this with the utmost respect to Kotoni Staggs, he's fucking terrible #rlwc2026
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Turbo score 3 Turbo let 3 in #rlwc2026
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David Fifita, look like Tarzan, play like Jane. #RLWC2026
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Need to sack Walters in the next five minutes #RLWC2026
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As an Australian, if you see someone become stranded after driving into flood waters, it is your patriotic duty to point and laugh.
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A washed out draw is about the funniest result you could imagine
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Nobody hates a school speed zone more than a range rover driver dropping their kid off to a private school
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The absolute state of this cunt
Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇫🇷🇺🇦🇹🇼
@DrewPavlouOct 20
I received more than ten death threats today. If a communist ever succeeds in killing me, please do not use my death to call for unity, peace and tolerance. My ghost will instead demand REVENGE.
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going to assume the AFL Store is selling "I Stand With The Pullman 5" hoodies and will not be investigating further
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Hey honey, how was your day at the grok factory?
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I much prefer eating vomit over faeces
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There's one born every minute
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That's a challenging wank
Moshe
@Moshe_MesoOct 17
Tattoo of your grandma's hand so she can hold your hand forever ❤️
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Having a little snack
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Worst French defeat since Waterloo #RLWC26
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Brisbane players stinking the joint up #AUSvNZ
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#AUSvNZ
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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 14
Charlie Kirk would've turned 33 years old.
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Every fucking time
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