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Kampala, Uganda
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“He who the gods wish to kill, they make mad first!” Mark this quote!
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I wasted my prime time between 2007-2015!
Those who don't know the wato movement 😂😂
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Has the DJ played Emaali to welcome the in-laws? Answer quickly. It’s urgent
WATCH: President Yoweri Museveni’s arrival at Karuziika Palace during the enthronement ceremony of Tooro’s 14th Omukama, His Majesty Edward Rukidi Nyabongo I. #NTVNews #TooroCoronation
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A Teso woman had the king standing for 31 seconds so she could walk to him!!!! Look at her smile!
The moment everyone has been waiting for: Arrival of Omukama Edward Rukidi Nyabongo I and Queen Rebecca Amoding Rukidi at St John’s Cathedral for the coronation service. @nilepostnews
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Listen!!!!!!
Queen Rebecca Amoding Rukidi The name has a nice ring to it.
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Self designed when know well there are formulas to obtain a sample size, IRB to review to reduce chances of Bias… but @newvisionwire said this is it!!!!! Uganda is a joke in general
The study I did on Kampala girls I asked 10 girls in two days for casual sex, and eight of them were willing and ready! It was a qualitative study I did just to prove a point; a simple, self-designed, real-time investigation. It ended up paining me in the way it raised false hopes in my unsuspicious respondents. But, worse than that, it denoted a serious crisis of perception in sexual sacredness by the young mothers of tomorrow. I should design a more scientific one next time. ✍️ @Baihiljoe DETAILS 👉👉newvision.co.ug/category/lov… #VisionUpdates
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Twagala Queen Amoding!!!
The incoming King of Tooro, Omukama Edward Rukidi Nyabongo I, pictured with his mother. 📸
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Y’all have Batooro behaving like Kabanda below MK’s posts on here! Fighting the kingdom’s battles. Entertaining!
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I don’t know if you people have notice but VP Alupo has a new air around her! Aura and Confidence. I wonder what it is we could attribute this to.
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Tooro things are happening but have we looked at the Ugandan Shilling’s performance against the US dollar in the last week? @BOU_Official please, what strategies as you employing to avoid the shilling from sliding any further?
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Finally, we know who manages the CDF’s Twitter account. Suddenly there’s a voice to it! You can literally hear all those tweets!
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But nga queen Amoding has not yet made an appearance? The Luo-Babiito dynasty came and went, it’s now time for Ateker-Babiito dynasty
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Was to be assured. This is October 2025. Of this was done and an IV with gene segregation was done by November with a suitable female(for cultural requirements), the estimated date of deliver would fall in July or early August 2026, same time of passing of the King
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*IVF Therefore, presenting a month old baby for the Queen mother could be difficult considering the character of the people she has had to deal with since the death of her husband 31 years ago. These, are my thoughts and are entirely hypothetical.
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The president has enough resources at his disposal to investigate and establish whether he was lied to or not. How about we let him tell us the truth?
Again this post is addressed to those well meaning people who have been duped to sympathize with Best Kemigisa as she tries to desecrate our cultural heritage. Many of you have said this is not the right moment to attack the former queen mother because she is grieving the loss of her son, late King Oyo. Here is my reply on timing. Best Kemigisa has not been grieving her son, she has been scheming to usurp power in our kingdom. Which mother in the midst of grief would have the audacity to invent a non existent child to succeed the throne? Which grieving mother would be calling and lying to the president of the country?? It is now more than two weeks since Oyo died. If he left a son, can she produce the son or at least a photo of him? Even in her own funeral speech at the church service, she made no reference to the existence of that son. Does anyone know of a person who died and the family did not show, or even mention, the existence of their only child? Please!!! On September 9, 2025, Best Kemigisa hosted a baptism party for her grandson, the child of her daughter Ruth Komuntale. She gave a public speech where she said she has one grand child and asked Oyo to find a queen and give him another grand child. One year later, Oyo had produced a 3 year old boy. I attach a story in Daily Monitor of September 11, 2025 referring to this event on this tweet. Where does a grieving mother find the wherewithal to engage in such fraud? And we are asked to give her time to “grieve” when she is using “grief” to hoist her grand nephew onto our throne. We are asked to exercise restraint, to be understanding, to be tolerant, to be quiet, to be respectful as she takes over our kingdom!! NOOOO! When all these schemes were foiled, she refused to release the body from the palace to church. The army intervened to release it. Then she tried to pull another stunt at the royal burial grounds and literally delayed the burial by more than two hours beyond what custom demands. Again it took the army to wrestle the body from her, and this after the president had personally called and pleaded with her to be reasonable. Again we are asked to ignore this, to allow her to “grieve”! So please, don’t falsely accuse Best Kemigisa of grieving. If she did, it was not necessarily grief of losing a son. That was secondary. Her primary grief was loss of power. That is what matters most to her. And it is the reason she has spent most of the time since King Oyo’s death manipulating public opinion by feigning grief to win sympathy and then use this to desecrate our most valued customs and traditions. Batooro have been very accommodating, tolerant, respectful and forgiving of her many transgressions over the years. This is what gave her license to walk over the Royal clan; to exercise impunity, and to disregard our culture. Not anymore!
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The king we loved so much was raised well, by that woman that’s received a heap of insults. She may have done so many things wrong but she did so many things right to give us a person that has left a hog hole in our hearts!
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These 2 weeks, we’ve all been batooro, today, we’re all doctors, the constant in this season has been a big mouthed man
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In conclusion, Uganda is a social experiment! Nothing here is for real
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I have so many questions but I’ll ask one pressing one. Prince Edward is currently married to someone that’s not a Mutooro. Will he have to divorce her and OFFICIALLY marry a Mutooro to consider having a crown prince?(I am basing on Mwenda’s most current wordy post) Eh!
Is this usually the case for other kingdoms as well?
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May we live long to see the downfall of our enemies! I’m hate watching actively for that man with verbal dios!
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