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QPR fan, Glenavon enthusiast, R Block STH, bassist, coffee enthusiast, infrequent writer, Frank Turner enjoyer, F1 fan, 17.

Norfolk, England
Joined December 2023
You’re going to The Hague!
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ant and dec on the first episode
A dead body has been found near the #ImACeleb jungle camp. Just days before the show is set to start filming, the body has been identified as a 73 year old grandmother who was murdered and left submerged in a disused livestock dip near the national park where ITV film the show.
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These left backs are poised to make an impact for your team. Full list - efem.club/players?gender=Mal…
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living in the uk is like having a helicopter mother who micromanages ur every move, a father who's too busy being racist to look after you, and somehow all the income is going to the grandparents so they can spaff it all on a p&o cruise. genuinely the quintessential nanny state
🚨 NEW: The Government is set to ban under-16s from eBay, Vinted and Depop over fears their messaging features allow adults to groom children
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Burnham pledges that by 2028 all British children "will be sealed in airtight concrete chambers" beneath the north sea. "They're going away," he promised
🚨 NEW: The Government is set to ban under-16s from eBay, Vinted and Depop over fears their messaging features allow adults to groom children
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Replying to @PolitlcsUK
list of things kids in the UK can do: - chew on ice cubes - count pebbles - go to bed
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BREAKING NEWS : UK set to ban the calculator app for under-16s to prevent paedophiles disguising themselves as numbers and luring children to them
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Berlin, Germany 🇩🇪
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50% of chairs career has been playing with shitters and the other 50% is him being injured watching ballers play without him
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1:52 - Archie Bales POV when listening to that one QPR Fan Song Pre Match
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rafa camara inside the cockpit trying to complete his first ever quali session in these conditions
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Replying to @Jan51478528
Horrific story. Just seen a three-part documentary on it. Called Nativity.
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QPR actually have great music artists that support them.
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Club Statement:
JUST IN: President Trump cancels all public appearances
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I FELL OFF MY BED AND HIT MY HEAD REALLY HARD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Not happy about this tbh. QPR Media Team have been smashing it recently but this is just a bit absurd. Makes a bit of a mockery of all the work put in to support the women in our game.
Right, I’m aware that we are going down a much more influencer-driven route, but like some stuff simply will never work with QPR, another example being a certain song. Hope this is staged as it just seems weird. #QPR
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🚨🚨 Amadou Mbengue has reportedly undergone a SUCCESSFUL surgery following his ACL injury! 💙🤍🙏 He’ll miss the rest of the season, but a successful surgery will mean he can begin the long road to recovery. 💪 Speedy recovery, Amadou - be back stronger next year. 🙏🥹 #QPR
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Wow. 🏆
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He made a pass on Saturday where he slipped flat on his arse when he made it and I promise you not a single one of our previous goalkeepers could’ve made it if they were stood upright in perfect conditions
Pierce Charles probably goes home, puts his feet up and has absolutely no idea the impact he's had on my life yknow
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Pun Photography I always love creating pun photography of station names, here's a small collection.
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