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i’m kinda like Martian Manhunter in the way that if i also caught fire i would start to scream loud as fuck
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have a feeling this might be the game Aaron Glenn loses the locker room, player body language is abysmal right now
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George Washington after taking an edible, listening to REM and then looking through the stuff in my pockets:
That’s me on the quarter
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Stop me if you’ve heard this before
The Jets have had COUNTLESS opportunities to be winning this game and every single time they do something stupid as fuck to NOT take advantage of those opportunities
WHAT A SURPRISE
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It’s so damn obvious that coaching is holding back this #Jets team. We can be winning these games with logical coaches on both sides of the ball
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(Every Kingdom Hearts cutscene)
Oogie Boogie: When I get my hands on those Heartless, I’m gonna be the baddest boogie in town! Watch out, Jack!
Sora: (Hesitates for 3 seconds) Huh?! Hey! (Hesitates for 9 seconds)
Donald: (Something that can only be understood via subtitles)
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I've been in politics for a quarter century. It's hard to express how staggering it is to see a conversation like this on corporate US media. The Morning Joe panel gobsmacked by the directness of @AbdulElSayed's points.
(clip via @DropSiteNews)
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Yeah, there will be no pivot to the center. This is what you get when you have an 80-year-old president who doesn't really gaf about the future of the Republican Party.
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Handful of Scandinavian Swimmers in your shorts pocket for a 45 minute run. You certainly will not regret a handful of Scandinavian Swimmers in your shorts pocket for a 45 minute run.






























