Archwinger: Living proof good things happen to bad people "His writing is equal parts provocative & oversimplified" - Grok https://teapawt.net/t.co/okIcNgglgk
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Attention Internet Men:
We all know that guy. The one who creepily lingers, never tells the girl, nursing this fantasy that there's a chance. But he's not just afraid of her. Or rejection. He's afraid of learning how bad off he really is. Here's a link:
archwinger.substack.com/p/av…
Expert worship: Wife freaks out. The baby has a HUGE bug bite in the bath tub. I explain warm water makes histones flare. "You're not a doctor". "Yeah but we see this all the time in central Texas". She calms down when I remind her my degree from 20y ago is in biochemistry
The number-one predictor of the wife filing for divorce is the husband losing his job
Your odds are better if you cheat, drink too much, or beat her. But definitely don't lose your job
I’m so sick of people quoting the statistic that 70% of divorces are initiated by women, OK so what?
Just because they initiated the divorce does not mean they were the sole cause of it.
Can you please grow a few more brain cells before making a statistic the justification for your entire personality.
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Nobody likes women's sports. The right wants them in the kitchen. The left wants trans people kicking their butts. Normal people realize they make barely any revenue. The only people who care are feminists and that's because they want to stick it to men and cost everyone money
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If someone's calling a group of people names, & this opinion is spreading, that's not coming from people sitting in dark rooms having bigotry club meetings and coming up with the next insult to add to the charter
It happens because people who look a certain way act a certain way
Two virgins dating with intent and getting married at 20 and buying a little house on one blue collar salary made sense in 1940 or something
In 2026, 30 year old grown-ups on grownup dates have grownup sex
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If I wanted to make up a fake life on the internet, I'd be a studly expat somewhere awesome. Not a boring, white-bread dad in the suburbs, driving a minivan, struggling to make the mortgage each month in a crap economy
I don't actually know who this guy is or what he's selling, but if he declares "I cheated because she's a bitch and I wanted to hurt and embarrass her," I'll buy one of whatever it is right now
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It never ceases to amaze me how a modern woman is too burnt out and neurotic to handle tasks an illiterate peasant woman did in the 1200s without technology
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That thing you just said - that thing right there. Essentially some version of "If a woman is having a hard time, it's her man's fault for not making sure she didn't" -- that right there is literally what's wrong with women
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You can literally reduce misogyny right now. Go out there, respect a man. Give a guy a blowjob while you're at it. Instead, you're typing this bullshit inflaming misogyny. Quit being the problem
Women have a pathological inability to go to the grocery store, buy what looks good and is fairly priced, and figure out dinner from the ingredients they have at home
They turn basic adulting - literally eating - into an emotional rollercoaster
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Attention Internet men:
If a woman woman texts you a rejection instead of ghosting, give her a hard time and tear her a new one so she learns her lesson
You ghost. That's the rule
Women can have sex without a boyfriend easily
Most men can't have sex without a girlfriend easily
Thanks for tuning in
“I’m so fulfilled with all my female friends I don’t even need a boyfriend. We go out every weekend and have fun, I don’t have a need for a man”
- attractive female friend said this to me today
Compare this to how guys talk: “bro Im so miserable, I need a girl so bad where are they, it’s rough out here man”
Fascinating seeing the gender difference.
What explains?
@sentientist, @gmiller, @BretWeinstein, @SaffyCostello, @CostelloWilliam, @robkhenderson
Men aren't living normal happy lives with great wives and girlfriends then turning misogynist because YouTube told them women suck. Men with happy lives laugh at those videos
They dislike women because of what women are like. Now they know they're not the only ones who see it
I know I’m late, but I’ve only just got round to watching the manosphere documentary and wow. I knew things were bad, but THAT bad? I genuinely wasn’t expecting it.
It’s heartbreaking and deeply disturbing on so many levels. What’s perhaps most worrying is knowing that there are so many boys my age who hold similar views because these are the people they’re watching and looking up to.
Kids are literally a built in excuse to not have to do annoying and expensive things with annoying people
"Sorry I can't make it out to drink 20 dollar cocktails until 2am tonight. Kids."
My friend wants to plan a couples, no-kids weekend getaway, splitting the cost of a large AirBNB, in January for her 30th birthday. I really do not love this idea (husband is mortified), neither to spend the money nor to get someone to take the toddler for 3 days. It would be a 2.5 hour drive away for us, too, so it’s not like we’re close if something happens. I haven’t been away from him for even 1 night yet and he still just seems so young! It would be very hard to leave him for that long.
Am I just a party pooper who needs to get over it? Genuine question. Like I actually need advice here guys
Go to any country in the world and say "picture an American"
What do they picture? A self centered white hillbilly
Any deviation from that make you less American
Attention Internet Men:
It's been three months since the release of my first book. I thought I'd take a break from dumping on women for a minute and write about writing. Meta. Link below! Don't worry! More gender slop to come soon!
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When you start out like the bald fat guy, she treats you like the bald fat guy
When you're not the bald fat guy any more, you still have that history with her. How she treated you. It doesn't go away
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"
- women
Okay, genuine advice for the non-Chads. This is not bait. This is real advice. If you want a woman, if you want a relationship, and if you want a woman who is consistent and sticks around, you actually have to offer what Chad doesn’t. You have to offer commitment. You have to offer commitment BEFORE sex. You have to offer courtship. You have to offer dates. You have to offer gifts. You have to offer all of the things that would make her see how you’re different and make a relationship with you more enticing than a casual thing with Chad. You may not like this, and I think a lot of the time there’s a lot of resentment, so the non-Chads don’t want to do it. “Wah, wah. Why should I have to put in all the effort if Chad doesn’t?” Because you’re not Chad. Because he gets to do something you don’t. End of story. You don’t like it? Too bad. Grow up. This is life. This is what you have to do if you want to get a partner. There’s literally no way around it.