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They told me eight years in the county pen,
Or eight years in the army killing evil men
Oh, Uncle Sam, I wanna go home
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Nancy Pelosi, who is regularly hammered for her perceived insider trading, has made 213 total trades since 2014. Trump exceeded that number in a single day, which just happened to precede his own tariffs announcement. My latest on the mind boggling self-enrichment:
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Biden wins in '24 if he just doesn't do that 1 stupid debate.
All his handlers were insane for having an 80 year old fly from Europe to a west coast fundraiser and then back to the east coast for marathon cramming sessions. In old days they'd commit sepuku for such negligence.
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Now hiring bartenders for my Seattle sports bar!
Qualifications:
- Must not be familiar with any sports whatsoever
- Must not know any channel numbers
- Must not know how to operate a television
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From a year ago: “In 1990, the Sultan of Brunei didn’t have his whims indulged as swiftly as a middle-income person does now.”
Janan Ganesh: instant gratification by capitalism drives frustration with government ft.com/content/891b2fc6-d2ee…
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The guy who stole almost half of my website without credit, then humiliated me and claimed I stole HIS website, claimed that Bolsonaro had a 100% chance of victory. Then Lula won. LMAOOO
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"close by"
Might help that the competition isn’t very strong; who else would be the most pro trans president? Millard Fillmore?
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That might be the single greatest effort on a touchdown run from a QB I’ve ever seen
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If someone asks you how much a single family's life is worth to the United States Navy, tell them the exact price: ten million dollars of steel.
On April 29, 1975, as Saigon fell, a tiny two-seat wooden-and-fabric Cessna plane with almost no fuel left circled desperately above the American aircraft carrier USS Midway.
Inside that tiny cockpit, a father named Major Buang-Ly had crammed his wife and five small children, including a baby. He scribbled a note on a map, wrapped it around his pistol so it would not blow into the ocean, and dropped it onto the carrier deck.
A young American sailor picked up the crumpled paper and ran it up to Captain Lawrence Chambers.
The note read: "Can you move these helicopter to the other side, I can land on your runway, I can fly 1 hour more. Please rescue me. Major Buang, Wife and 5 child."
The flight deck of the USS Midway was completely jammed from bow to stern with military helicopters. A Cessna has no tailhook to catch carrier wires, and its pilot had never landed on a ship in his life.
By every military regulation, Captain Chambers had been in command for only five weeks. Throwing millions of dollars of U.S. government aircraft into the sea without permission from Washington could end his career in a court-martial.
Chambers looked up at the tiny plane circling in the wind with five children inside. He did not call an accountant in Washington.
"Clear the deck," the captain ordered.
Hundreds of young American sailors in yellow and green jerseys ran to the edge of the ship, put their shoulders against massive Huey helicopters, and shoved ten million dollars worth of machinery straight off the cliff into the South China Sea.
Captain Chambers turned the giant carrier into the wind at twenty-five knots. The tiny Cessna came down, bounced once on the steel runway, and rolled to a safe stop with feet to spare.
When the cockpit door opened and five small children stepped out onto the deck, three thousand American sailors roared so loud it drowned out the engines, and immediately passed around a hat to collect cash for the family's new life in America.
When the math says a child's life is too expensive, an American throws the math into the ocean.
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