@ArgeniFS

Honestly, just here to make myself laugh. Stand up comedian. Film/Music takes. Yankees | Knicks | Cowboys. I know, right?

Joined May 2009
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Henny@ArgeniFSSep 9
Been doing this joke for like 6 months now come to a show lmao
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@tiredfeminist_Sep 8
I’ve NEVER seen anyone use homophobic to refer to the fear of home😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Like Hov told you miss parlays? No hov did that, so hopefully you won’t have to go through that.
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Sports betting took over the drug game lol
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Lmfao yo this is insane
Eli
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NBA champion AI editing his homeboy into an imaginary girlfriend on instagram. Shut it all down
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Only living pick pocket in New York City was fire. Only gripe Is it should’ve been longer. My son John Turturro was deadass living on grand concourse.
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Chance stock was at an all time high after this verse. music.apple.com/us/album/bab…

Baby Blue (feat. Chance the Rapper) by Action Bronson on Apple Music

Song · 2015 · Duration 4:40

music.apple.com
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It's just an app to track the movies I watched and want to watch It's not that serious
Dr. Zuzu (Digging to Avatar 4)@ZuzuOnFireOct 25
I hate Letterboxd. I will always hate Letterboxd. It's a toxic, performative place, full of tryhards and idiots. Your reviews aren't good. They aren't funny or wise. You are not erudite enough to articulate your written thoughts on a movie in a way that adds ANY public value.
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Growing up in New York City makes me sad because I realize ill never do suburban shit like TP a house. The most I can do is roof your ball.
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Scared to even tweet this because I don’t need my algorithm feeding me weirdo incel loser dork shit, but I have no idea what "foid" means and I’m 100% sure it’s nothing good.
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Gotta go watch The Only Living Pickpocket in New York because John Turturro looks like he’d sell you a Newport for $1 if you asked him on the street.
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Why the hell would they send him
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Damn Brewers I hate it had to be you
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Mormons cannot handle central Florida. Who would’ve thunk it.
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#Feminist #Ally #WomenWomenWomen
ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Ucf!!
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Bro this byu - ucf game lmfao
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Volk is a beast bro
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I seen this big ass billboard last night. Definitely ain’t going to that website lmao.
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Angel Reese the hoes is watching what are you doing lmao
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Back in the gym. I’m planning on saying some crazy things on stage so I gotta get back in shape to back it up.
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Once I connect the left and right side of my brain together? It’s over for you hoes.
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