He didn't want to be here after last season and looks like he wanted to get out here quick again. #GoHawks

Tesla says Megapacks are almost sold out for 2027, and it's still October 2026. Energy watchers: where does margin land in Q4 without those?

Tesla's plan to train Optimus isn't a fleet of cars. It's an "Optimus Academy" of 10,000 to 20,000 bots practicing on their own. First task you'd want it to learn?

Elon says SpaceX just closed $40B of debt to buy GPUs, and lenders said yes because Starlink and launch bring in real revenue. Smart scaling, or the risk you'd watch?

Just when I started to feel things were getting down, here comes the Lord with an encouraging sign! No matter what God's will be done!

God is so good and He's never late!

All these people posting that they're getting their next payout. I don't know whether to be inspired or be discouraged that I may never get monetized.

Tesla says Robotaxi goes 24/7 and onto high-speed roads before the end of 2026. The first step is smaller: rides will soon run until 2am instead of midnight, which makes it about 20 hours a day. Would a 24/7 Robotaxi on highways replace your airport ride or rental?

Tesla is rebuilding its in-car navigation with its own AI. Would you trust it over Google Maps?

United says Starlink Wi-Fi is stealing flyers from rival airlines. Starlink is on 640+ United planes, with the whole fleet targeted by the end of 2027. Any frequent flyers of rival airlines switching because of Starlink?

In case you missed it or are living under a rock... Tesla's earnings call. Optimus robot production has started on Fremont's high-volume line. Unsupervised FSD for owners is aimed at around Q2 2027, starting inside Robotaxi zones, and Musk says the next call will include video.

Elon on EU-wide FSD Supervised: "maybe within a few months, but I would be surprised if it takes longer than Q1." European owners: buy FSD now or wait?

Don't blink or it will change! The overnight dip wiped out and we're back to green. Gotta love Tesla $TSLA

I know something but I don't have that kind of money so it's not me 😂

At first glance I thought these were Grok bot apples 😅

FSD 14.3.13 hit a second rollout wave Tuesday night on 2026.38.5.10, with the same release notes as 14.3.12. On 14.3.13? What feels different on your usual drive?

Sawasdee fellow Tesla peeps! All around the world!

It's good to be green! For those that slept on SpaceX. Better wake up! You snooze you lose! Are you in?

Tesla's OWN analyst consensus for Q3: $28.3B revenue, $0.45 EPS, about $4.5B negative free cash flow. After Wednesday's call, what matters most: EPS, cash burn, or a new Cybercab city?

Just want to say good morning to everyone! If you're reading this can you say it back?