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Sometimes I create stuff.
Sometimes I copy stuff.
Sometimes I'm utterly derivative. – at Phoenix, AZ
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Hey @VH1, please get together the artists from the '90s @MTV voting awareness campaign for a new one. You can call it #ClassicRocktheVote – at Phoenix, AZ
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I'm at the Scottsdale US Egg, and the air is heavy with the smell of the desperation of middle-aged white women. – at Phoenix, AZ
One of the (many) things which annoy me, in public, is when children insistently try to get their parent's attention. "Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!"
We get it! You have a dad! – at Phoenix, AZ
Hustling sounds exhausting. I don't mind being slept on, either. In fact, I'm actually an excellent cuddler. – at Phoenix, AZ
If you love someone, set them free.
If the police don't show up at your house within hours with a search warrant for your basement, then the love was pure and true. – at Phoenix, AZ
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Come on @realDonaldTrump, please admit to yourself that nobody really likes you, and that you should resign before you screw up any more. Thanks. – at Phoenix, AZ
#Tonight! Come to @spinellistempe for some #standupcomedy and #pizza! The show starts at 9:30! – at Phoenix, AZ















