the cakes must be in the oven.

when you send her a dick pic and she replies "move your thumb so i can see it"

I hate it when girls on tinder say "I'm just looking for a friendship." Yeah and i’m on brazzers to see if the plumber is gonna fix the sink

if this gets 50K favs, i'll give away a ps4. must be following @helloimivan and @jewcup. winner announced friday at 6pm/pst