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AsdaExpress

@AsdaExpressUK

Clean-up on aisle 5! ... This is a Parody Account. Bringing you amusement in a dreary world. Have a LOL and move on. ...Follow @TheLadBible for top notch banter

Joined September 2014
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Fun Things To Do In Asda #6 - Take the whole tray of free samples, walk around Asda nibbling them.
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Fun Things To Do In Asda #5 - Put pairs of knickers in all the men's trouser pockets in George.
Fun Things To Do In Asda #4 - Shake all the fizzy drinks.
Fun Things To Do In Asda #3 - Buy all the live lobsters and set them loose in the store.
Fun Things To Do In Asda #2 - Wedge things in all the freezer and refrigerator doors so they can't close.
Fun Things To Do In Asda #1 - Juggle the fruit.
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