Ashby Vose

Ok ladies now let's get in pajamas

JONI MITCHELL IS BACK ON SPOTIFY that’s all.

Best breakup albums of all time: - Joni Mitchell’s Blue - Carole King’s Tapestry - Alanis Morisette’s Jagged Little Pill - Olivia Rodrigo’s SOUR Facts r facts #fightme

In case you ever need my order

My therapist is so old, she gives out Wether’s Originals

My therapist is so old that I pay her by check in the mail

Me to self while putting lotion on forehead: “You’ll need bangs when you’re older but that’s okay because you look super cute with bangs!”

I just walked the dog and LOOK WHAT I FOUND ON THE GROUND! It’s gonna be a good day 😎

I like to think I have a lot in common with Dolly Parton. I too believe that, “It’s a damn good thing I was born a woman, because if not I’d be a drag queen.” (But also wouldn’t I be a GREAT drag queen??)

I don’t know how to make new girlfriends in a post-breakup pandemic so the other day I wrote my phone number on a 420 flyer and handed it to my favorite budtender and now she follows me on Instagram. Did I do this right????

Twitter friends: I DID A THING! I launched the first episode of my podcast dedicated to the plus size woman’s experience. Take a listen, tell a friend! open.spotify.com/episode/7Dg…

Cats are seals. Evidence: the fam group text

Now that I’m single and run all the errands, I’ve made really good friends out of my barista and budtender. Starbucks & the local dispensary: Where everybody knows my naaaame 🎶

I’ve been hanging out with my grandmother a lot lately and I’ve concluded this: Dorothy = Miranda Blanche = Samantha Rose = Charlotte Sophia = Carrie?