Asher D Phelps

Your twitter is now a cum rag.. 　~•　　　　　~•　　　　　　~•　　　　~•　　　　　　　　　　~•　　　　　　~•　　　　　~•　　　~•　　　　　　　　　~• – at Oxford, Ontario

Yo get your hands up!! – at Oxford, Ontario

I enjoy long weeks on the beech.... That end up back at the bar for more shots

Id rather listen to @deadmau5 play christmas carols in the middle of july then hear the same set 3 times in the same day. Mau does Mau – at Oxford, Ontario

So im homeless thank god its not winter #Countingblessings – at Oxford, Ontario

A-B-C-D-E-F-G R-U-D-T-F with me? – at Oxford, Ontario

You know what reallly grinds my gears... Fucking hour long stories on snapchat #ThisAintMTV – at Oxford, Ontario

I just sneezed, and I swear to god the people at the methadone clinic just took a deep breath and all relapsed. – at Oxford, Ontario

bordom hit, just logged on too @JustEatUK lets see who deliver at 3 am – at Oxford, Ontario

learnt some valuable lessons tonight youtube.com/watch?v=u_4dPB9M… – at Oxford, Ontario

Why couldn;t i bring my high speed internet back up with me.... I've seen paraplegics run faster then this fanshawe fuck boy piece of shit

Ok, this hangover can end.... its just a slight memory that i got fucked up last night #whyyoudoThis – at Durham, Ontario

"Mike lets go home..." "Not now santi, Im at ultra" – at Durham, Ontario

blacked the fuck out.... im not in london wtf – at Durham, Ontario