Ashim

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In the good ol' Bush days, we'd be preparing to invade a country by now. Obama must use this opportunity to invade North Korea.

I was expecting new Papa to come out throwing condoms into the crowd, shouting 'abortions for all'. Disappointed again. Oh well.

Maybe #rahulgandhi should run for #Pope. He's qualified: believes in dynasty, his Italian heritage, and his 'chastity'.

Dhoni: self belief comes with youngsters. Is that confirmation that seniors have lost it?

RIP Angelo Dundee

Mallya wants states to buy seats on his planes. Thanks Mr. M, but I'll pass on that 'use' of my tax money. tinyurl.com/7lfr73s

It's tough being a politician: you gotta be smart enough to lie but dumb enough to think people are buying it.

#virendersehwag says he'll drop down order when seniors retire. Bold assumption on his part that he should remain in the test team himself.

As an Indian I impeach @chetan_bhagat 's ridiculous idea that our exercise of free speech should be tailored to everyone's liking.

Easy for #Obama to tell #China everyone has to play by same international rules since those rules are conveniently (re)written by US.

People argue #Hermes saris are too simple. Like that's a bad thing. If Indian designers can make LBD's, why can't western ones do saris?

Some rather silly arguments against #Hermes saris on.ft.com/xTQXIN. They look great, and people should take it as a tribute to sari.

Maybe if #Britain now feels so strongly about #colonial tendencies, #Cameron should apologize for Britain's own past deeds.

Congratulations #Pakistan on great day in journey to constitutionalism. In contrast IndiraG imposed emergency after adverse court ruling.