I love a lot of stuff but avocado isn't one of those things. #EndTheStigma #EndAlz

I Disappear
Joined March 2008
To everyone who reached their goals & accomplished great things in 2023, I'm proud of you!💙 To everyone who got through the year overcoming bumps here & there, I'm proud of you!💚 To everyone who just survived the year, I'm proud of all of us & I'm SO GLAD you're still here.💜
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1 year and 7 months into Duolingo... and I'm still out here letting a little digital owl bully me daily. 😅
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the red wings are pretty rad
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Throwback to this fella because this is the energy I've got right now. #LetsGoStars
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“Whats stopping you from-” listen i am so so sleepy
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Imagine Nico Harrison watching the entire basketball universe thinking Shams was hacked rather than believe you actually made that trade
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April fools right?
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Luka Dončić did NOT request a trade, league sources tell @TheSteinLine. The Mavericks did this on their own accord, getting back Anthony Davis but only one future first-round pick from the Lakers in 2029 for a 25-year-old regarded as a future MVP. More NBA from me; tinyurl.com/yrmzrx83
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I've never wanted someone's account to have been hacked more. Trading Luka makes zero sense.
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Legitimately, unless Luka Doncic is a serial killer, I don’t understand how this happens.
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If you feel inclined, follow me on Bluesky yall 😊 bsky.app/profile/ashlystar.b…
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How does my "super rich ultra moisturizing body wash" leave almost all of my skin so soft all the time except for my hands? The things that have the most contact with the soap? That's some cosmic nonsense.
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Couldn't remember the word "roommate" so asked my friend how her "fellow house dweller" is doing after surgery. 😅
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90 minute flight delay turning into a 7 hour flight delay is rough man. @AmericanAir Great people watching at the airport at least, even at a small regional airport. 😅
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Checks out.
Should I be disturbed by the way my 8-year-old daughter plays doctor? I was her patient today, and she just made me fill out forms the whole time.
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Happy Pride Month, y'all. 🏳️‍🌈 🩷💛💙
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At least we still have the Mavs keeping championship hopes alive. 🤘🏻💙
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This is the least amount of stress I've ever felt watching one of my teams in a playoff game. Much less a conference final game. Thanks #Mavs 🏀🔥
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MGK's cover of "Numb" is one of the worst things my ears have ever musically endured for the 15 seconds I listened.
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