Zoologist | (he/him) | Asst. Prof. @flcdurango #PUI #newPI | Animal Behavior/Evolution | https://xitter.cf/t.co/3TjCsZxoUt | tweets my own | All Socials: @AskAboutAnimals

Joined March 2015
If anyone would like to buy my wonderful, hardworking, undergrad researchers a coffee or an ELISA I'm sure they would appreciate it. Lab cashapp is @socialethology. 🐟🦇🦌👩‍🎓🧑‍🎓☕⚗️
I make 50,000 a year as an Assistant Professor in a town where the median price for a single family house is 659,000. I (was told I) had zero choice in where I could live. I love my job & dept. I love my students. I love my non-human animals. I need mo' allowance.
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I have been explicitly told that it's not cool for me to contact local news about him, by the way.
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He looks like he gives you tips as you do your quests
Replying to @simonsarris
Few humans are this smug
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Andrew G. Fulmer🐕🐍🐟 retweeted
You're way over the mark here, Joe Repeatedly harassing me. Slandering me to millions of your fans You're in a fake archaeology cult and not interested in the truth. If you were, you’d have the balls to have me back on Weak actions from a "tough guy" /4 youtu.be/V0tMcWeOuFY?si=YH35…
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Just no idea how anyone justified this platform
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Andrew G. Fulmer🐕🐍🐟 retweeted
And the Trump presidency begins with the richest person in the world giving a Nazi salute.
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let's call deliberately steering students off course what it is: academic bullying.
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If @gccuny had just discarded me after I graduated that would have been one thing. Actively misinforming students and alumni about career trajectories (why?) was another. There needs to be some kind of oversight here.
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I don’t know if I’ll be able to defend my thesis because my committee is not responding to me…. They’ve been very bad at communicating for a long time now and I’m tired. I’m exhausted. I can’t afford to extend this again. I truly cannot. I don’t have a job yet.
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Want to get off this terrible app (I know I do) follow me on bluesky!
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Andrew G. Fulmer🐕🐍🐟 retweeted
If you want a no holds barred, historically accurate look at the ancient Americas, I think I'm a pretty good follow. Dare say this is about as authentic a representation of an Aztec temple interior as you can get.
HUMAN ARTISTS, use only one piece to convince people to follow you #artshare
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I'm trying to learn to face critique with improvement instead of fear. It's not always the easiest balance, but we have some good role models out there.
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Humans are gonna human
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You're so vain you probably think I subtweet about you
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Andrew G. Fulmer🐕🐍🐟 retweeted
The best looking lizard in Southern Africa.
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Bro how many times do we have to tell you it’s not an interpretation of Scottish tartan??? It’s getting weird at this point. What’s next? Christopher Columbus discovered India??
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Andrew G. Fulmer🐕🐍🐟 retweeted
we need a dating app for snackminded people
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How does the menswear guy see every right wing loser that simply says “menswear guy” but none of the people culturally related to one of the things he talks about telling him his history is wrong every time he mentions it?
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