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🚨 JUST IN: In a bombshell statement, Brazil’s Superior Electoral Court President, Justice Kassio Nunes Marques, just SOUNDED THE ALARM, declaring there was absolutely NO RULE allowing voting to continue for an extra 2+ hours — an unprecedented order from Lula’s Supreme Court ally that benefited his regions. “The preliminary decision issued after voting had closed created DIFFICULTIES in the electoral process…there [were] no regulations authorizing any extension.” 🤯 “Never, in the history of the TSE, has there been ANY extension.” “It would not be possible, in just a few hours, to determine with certainty that no side effects — especially on the technological side — resulting from a court decision would significantly impact the vote count!” He also reminded the Supreme Court that the Electoral Justice system is “the institution to which our Constitution attributed the exclusive competence to manage the electoral process.” Yet Lula’s handpicked justice bypassed the TSE after 5 PM and ordered it anyway! EVERYONE SAW THIS, and critics believe the election was stolen. This judge raises serious questions. Sadly, Brazil is facing deep political divisions and concerns over its democratic institutions. The ONLY hope now, according to critics, appears to be annulling the results. No more shenanigans. Pray for Bolsonaro’s success and, by extension, the people of Brazil! 🇧🇷 Should Brazil’s election results be reviewed in light of these concerns? What do you think? FOLLOW ME, NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING.
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🚨 JAPAN IS WARNING MILLIONS TO PREPARE FOR A DISASTER THAT COULD LEAVE THEM WITHOUT FOOD, WATER, OR ELECTRICITY FOR DAYS. Japan's Disaster Management Minister is preparing a nationwide emergency request for November 2, urging households to stockpile enough supplies to survive for at least 3 days, ideally a full week. The government is preparing for several major threats: • A massive earthquake along the Nankai Trough. • A powerful earthquake directly beneath Tokyo. • A possible eruption of Mount Fuji. Any one of these disasters could destroy buildings, shut down power and water supplies, and leave millions of people without basic services. People are being advised to store food, drinking water, medicines, and emergency supplies because outside help may not arrive for days. Japan is not warning that a disaster is about to happen, but the scale of what officials are preparing for is serious. If a massive earthquake hits Tokyo or other major cities, millions could need emergency help at the same time, while damaged roads and communication networks make rescue operations much harder. The biggest danger is that emergency services could be unable to reach everyone in time, leaving families trapped in damaged buildings or without clean water, food, and medical care for days. FOLLOW ME, NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING.
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🚨 BREAKING: President Trump has just told gas retailers to IMMEDIATELY drop prices to around $2.50 per gallon and STOP OVER-CHARGING Or they will face “BIG PROBLEMS” 👀 “The Retailers must quickly react to this statement, and do what they know is right — DROP YOUR PRICE FOR OUR GREAT AMERICAN PEOPLE! There will be no gauging, which is totally illegal.” “Gasoline Retailers must get their Prices down, IMMEDIATELY! They’re too high considering that Oil is now at $68 a Barrel, and heading south.” “Start targeting around the $2.50 a Gallon number, and California should stop charging such heavy Taxes on their Gasoline.” “Soon the Tax will be higher than the Product itself, and the United States will not stand for it, nor will the People of California, who are being abused by these ridiculous Taxes, and by their own Government. President DONALD J. TRUMP” FOLLOW ME, NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING.
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🚨📢 BREAKING:; 🇰🇵 Kim Jong Un: "Our nuclear-armed ballistic missile submarines are already lurking underwater off your coasts, completely undetected. If Washington drops even a single bomb on Iran’s nuclear facilities, we will strike from the deep and wipe out your coastal cities without any warning!" 🇺🇸 Trump: "Your diesel-powered submarines are nothing more than underwater lawnmowers to our attack subs. We’ve been tracking every single one of them since they left port. If you fire a torpedo or even open a hatch, our anti-submarine torpedoes will send you to the bottom of the ocean in a matter of seconds."
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🚨 An unknown creature has been captured on camera by fishermen in a river in Chile. An unidentified biological anomaly was reportedly spotted by fishermen in the freshwater currents of the Río Allipén, in Chile’s La Araucanía Region. The footage presents a fascinating zoological mystery: a massive, dark, disc-shaped creature moving through a shallow river where no known species of that size is expected to exist. 👀 What do you think this mysterious creature could be? An undiscovered species, or something else entirely? FOLLOW ME, NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING.
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🚨 MANHUNT: A convicted murderer serving a LIFE sentence has escaped from a Tennessee prison after breaching the perimeter fence and stealing a white pickup truck. Jacob Allen Morley, 28, was last spotted wearing his prison uniform after escaping the Northwest Correctional Complex in Tiptonville over the weekend. He then allegedly stole a white 2008 Ford F-350 (TN plate 138BBQV, marked “Lindamood Planting Company”). He’s on Tennessee’s Most Wanted list and is considered DANGEROUS. The TBI is offering a reward of up to $2,500 for information leading to his capture. ⚠️ If you spot him, do NOT approach him — call 911 immediately. How does a convicted murderer serving a life sentence manage to escape prison? Should security measures be tightened? FOLLOW ME, NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING.
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🚨 HOLY CRAP! It’s been revealed that other Latin American leaders who allegedly “extended voting hours,” as Brazil’s Lula reportedly did last night in the contest against Bolsonaro, include: Nicolas Maduro, Venezuela (Socialist) Hugo Chavez, Venezuela (Socialist) Castro Regime and Miguel Diaz-Canel, Cuba (Communist) Daniel Ortega, Nicaragua (Socialist) I’m starting to notice a pattern here. THROW OUT THE RESULT! Do you think these allegations deserve a serious investigation, or is there more to this story than meets the eye? 👀 FOLLOW ME, NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING.
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🚨 JUST IN: Left-wing Brazil Federal Deputy Duda Salabert announces a motion to SEIZE right-wing Flavio Bolsonaro's passport and throw him in PRISON after Lula's fraudulent victory THIS IS INSANE!! This entity now wants to go full tyrant mode and make sure Bolsonaro pays for standing up to socialists. SALABERT: "I have just requested the seizure of Flávio Bolsonaro's passport. The next step for this criminal is to try to flee Brazil to avoid facing the various inquiries in his name. He needs to be arrested soon. We cannot allow him to join his brother in the U.S. to plot against national sovereignty!" Minutes after the race was called, Salabert also posted: "We won! Now it's prison for Flavio Bolsonaro!" First they lock out pro-Bolsonaro precincts at PM while extending voting in Lula strongholds Then Lula vows to "regulate" social media in his victory speech And now Lula's allies are already moving to confiscate the opposition candidate's passport and jail him 😠 PRAY FOR FLAVIO 🙏🏻 FOLLOW ME, NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING.
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🚨 HOLY SHT: A Chicago woman appears to SLAM her car into the side of an ICE vehicle before being dragged out, then claims she was the one who got hit. Video footage shows locals blocking an ICE vehicle in West Town moments before the collision. What do you make of this incident? Who do you think was at fault here?
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🚨 BREAKING MASSIVE DRONE WAR ERUPTS! Russia claims it intercepted 1,600+ Ukrainian drones, including hundreds targeting the Moscow region. Meanwhile, Ukraine continues to come under Russian missile and drone attacks. A major escalation in the ongoing air war. ⚠️ Is this a sign that the conflict is about to intensify even further?
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🚨 HOLY CRAP! A defiant Flavio Bolsonaro just walked out and declared THE RESULTS ARE INVALID after Lula STOLE it from him — BOLSONARO IS MOVING TO ANUL THE RESULTS. "It is impossible—it is IMPOSSIBLE—to recognize the election results in the context of how these things happened. We are going to use our legal team; we are going to ask for the annulment of these elections!" "I will never know, in a state where the polling stations were not reopened, how many votes I could have received." "A Supreme Court justice, for the first time in history—Lula's former lawyer—issued a unilateral decree at the request of a former law partner of his, and changed the rules of the game in the middle of the game!" "At 5:01 PM, Justice Zanin—who is not part of the Superior Electoral Court—trampling over the specialized electoral court, made a decision extending voting by two hours. This had never happened in the history of Brazil!" Good. This needs to happen. America is with you, FLAVIO! We all saw the last-minute cheat. FOLLOW ME, NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING.
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⚠️ READ WHAT IT SAYS AT THE BOTTOM AND PROCEED WITH CAUTION! Don’t overlook the fine print, because the smallest details can sometimes reveal the most important information. 👀 Have you noticed what it says at the bottom? What do you think it means? 🤔
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Mike Gallagher, the 8th most recognized talk radio personality, in the U.S.A., is heard by over 2.25 million listeners weekly. He compiled and wrote the following essay entitled, "Obama: It was You." * It was you who spoke these words at an Islamic dinner - "I am one of you." * It was you who on ABC News referenced - "My Muslim faith." * It was you who gave $100 million in U.S. taxpayer funds to rebuild foreign mosques. * It was you who wrote that in the event of a conflict- "I will stand with the Muslims." * It was you who assured the Egyptian Foreign Minister that - "I am a Muslim." * It was you who bowed in submission before the Saudi King. * It was you who sat for 20 years in a Liberation Theology Church condemning America and professing Marxism. * It was you who exempted Muslims from penalties under Obamacare that the rest of us have to pay. * It was you who purposefully omitted - "endowed by our Creator " - from your recitation of The Declaration Of Independence. * It was you who mocked the Bible and Jesus Christ's Sermon On The Mount while repeatedly referring to the 'HOLY' Qur'an. * It was you who traveled the Islamic world denigrating the United States Of America. * It was you who instantly threw the support of your administration behind the building of the Ground Zero Victory mosque overlooking the hallowed crater of the World Trade Center. * It was you who refused to attend the National Prayer Breakfast, but hastened to host an Islamic prayer breakfast at the White House * It was you who ordered Georgetown Univ. and Notre Dame to shroud all vestiges of Jesus Christ BEFORE you would agree to go there to speak, but in contrast, you have NEVER requested the mosques you have visited to adjust their decor. * It was you who appointed anti-Christian fanatics to your Czar Corps. * It was you who appointed rabid Islamists to Homeland Security. * It was you who said that NASA's "foremost mission" was an outreach to Muslim communities. * It was you who as an Illinois Senator was the ONLY individual who would speak in favor of infanticide. * It was you who was the first President not to give a Christmas Greeting from the White House, and went so far as to hang photos of Chairman Mao on the White House tree. * It was you who curtailed the military tribunals of all Islamic terrorists. * It was you who refused to condemn the Ft. Hood killer as an Islamic terrorist. * It is you who has refused to speak-out concerning the horrific executions of women throughout the Muslim culture, but yet, have submitted Arizona to the UN for investigation of hypothetical human-rights abuses. * It was you who when queried in India refused to acknowledge the true extent of radical global Jihadists, and instead profusely praised Islam in a country that is 82% Hindu and the victim of numerous Islamic terrorists assaults. * It was you who funneled $900 Million in U.S. taxpayer dollars to Hamas. * It was you who ordered the United States Postal Service to honor the MUSLIM holiday with a new commemorative stamp. * It was you who directed our UK Embassy to conduct outreach to help "empower" the British Muslim community. * It was you who funded mandatory Arabic language and culture studies in Grammar schools across our country. * It is you who follows the Muslim custom of not wearing any form of jewelry during Ramadan. * It is you who departs for Hawaii over the Christmas season so as to avoid past criticism for NOT participating in seasonal White House religious events. * It was you who was uncharacteristically quick to join the chorus of the Muslim Brotherhood to depose Egypt's Hosni Mubarak, formerly America's strongest ally in North Africa; but, remain muted in your non-response to the Brotherhood led slaughter of Egyptian Christians. * It was you who appointed your chief adviser, Valerie Jarrett, an Iranian, who is a member of the Muslim Sisterhood, an off-shoot of the Muslim Brotherhood. It was you the whole time who ushered in this mess were in
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🚨 BREAKING: Australia, France, and Germany have now ALL CANCELLED their New Year’s celebrations. “It’s ALL been cancelled because the French government can NO LONGER protect its citizens from Radical Islamic Terrorism.” “We are watching one of the most beautiful countries…” Is this a sign of growing security concerns, and what does it mean for the future of public celebrations? 👀 FOLLOW ME, NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING.
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🚨 BREAKING: Brazilian electoral law experts say that tonight's presidential election COULD BE ANNULLED over the chaotic, LOPSIDED 2-hour voting extension ordered by Lula's former personal lawyer, Justice Cristiano Zanin — NYT Because Zanin issued his order right at the 5PM closing bell, pro-Bolsonaro precincts that closed on time permanently locked their electronic voting machines...while unclosed precincts in regions like the Lula-heavy areas kept taking votes until 7PM 🤯 Electoral lawyer Priscilla Sodré Pereira told the NYT: "This is an extremely serious, critical situation." Electoral law professor Fernando Neisser said that the election could be annulled if the margin is tight and the evidence shows "that polling stations stayed open longer in areas that strongly favor one candidate" Even the New York Times is now admitting it. BRAZIL IS AN OCCUPIED NATION and needs FAIR, FREE elections! I bet Trump is watching closely! 🇺🇸🇧🇷 FOLLOW ME, NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING.
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🚨 HOLY SMOKES. A senior Army nuclear scientist who oversaw our NUCLEAR arsenal has been placed on leave by Sec. Hegseth, and could face CRIMINAL prosecution after being EXPOSED BY James O'Keefe He is accused of divulging NUCLEAR SECRETS and MISSILE locations. Wow. "Two segments of the video apparently capture Hugg disclosing to his young female interlocutor at least 4 locations of underground nuclear missiles and critical aspects of the launch process under which they could be fired off in the event of a nuclear conflict." "Hugg appears to divulge classified information in a range of areas from ongoing use of nerve agents to war planning in Iran." FOLLOW ME, NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING.
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🚨 HOLY Crap: FBI Director Kash Patel has reportedly confirmed that Nancy Pelosi was INVOLVED in the January 6 setup and ensuring there was NO NATIONAL GUARD presence. Do you think Nancy Pelosi should be held accountable? 👀 FOLLOW ME, NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING.
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🚨WOW! President Trump just BODY SLAMMED Bill Maher in a 1,300+ word post, telling Maher to SCREW OFF and STOP CALLING after their 2nd White House dinner together: “I wanted to tell Bill that he’s a major POTHEAD.” “You’re not transformative, you’re a Loser! I rarely watched your show, but I’ll never watch it again, because it’s nothing more than FAKE NEWS that America, and the World, is unfortunately subjected to.” “He’s got to stop [the pot], it’s very bad for his health. He looked like hell this time. Bill was drunk and had alcohol in his hand as he walked through the White House…” “After the second dinner, Bill’s ‘show’ was much worse than the first. He went crazy! He’s gutless.” “Bill: Don’t call anymore. It’s useless, and tell Chuck LaBella to stop calling so much, talking about how much you love ‘TRUMP’ and want to get together, because you’re a hopeless guy just trying to cater to your small group of ‘fans.’ You’re also a coward afraid to tell the truth about how well our Country is running and how badly the Dumocrats have done, almost destroying the U.S.A.” ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL. 🔥 The post is so long I couldn’t even fit it all in here 🤣🤣 What do you think of Trump’s message to Maher? Did he go too far, or is he justified?
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🚨 Mel Gibson has allegedly accused television host and actress Ellen DeGeneres of cannibalism and claimed she should face the death penalty for partying on Epstein’s island. Leonardo DiCaprio has reportedly made similar claims. The American actor and director claims that he and his team analyzed 3.5 million pages of Epstein-related and U.S. Department of Justice documents, allegedly uncovering DeGeneres’ connections to Hollywood’s darkest circles. According to these allegations, she and DiCaprio engaged in cannibalism and other disturbing practices linked to child trafficking. Gibson allegedly claims that “Hollywood is full of pedophiles and cannibals,” arguing that a “mass purge” is necessary. He reportedly received support from Congressman Tim Burchett, who said the United States “should take seriously the task of cleaning up the mess and putting an end to this epidemic.” FOLLOW ME, NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING.
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