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@AssassinTeaser

expect nothing, appreciate everything

Joined April 2020
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I’m convinced I’m the luckiest man in the world. even in my brothers best man speech, I talked about it. The people I’ve met, memories ive made, laughs that I’ve had. I wouldn’t trade it for the world.
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Kalshi Sports (@KalshiSports) profile pictureKalshi Sports
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Who was the biggest bust in Round 1 of the 2024 NFL Draft? (via @NFL)
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Doesn’t get better than this 😭
Gifdsports (@gifdsports) profile pictureGifdsports
@gifdsports24 Jan 2020
Charles Barkley roasts Kenny Smith "If President Clinton was at the game and he noticed me or Shaq he would come say hello, you can walk by and he might say come bring me a hot dog"
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NBA on TNT is unequivocally the best live TV to ever air….. you will be missed
Ernie Johnson (@TurnerSportsEJ) profile pictureErnie Johnson
@TurnerSportsEJ17h
It’s time. 🤟🤟🏾🤟🏻🤟🏽
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SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) profile pictureSportsCenter
@SportsCenter12h
The Inside The NBA crew reacts to Ernie Johnson announcing this will be his last season on the show ❤️
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$589
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My retirement plan is basically hoping @bgarlinghouse is better at his job than I am at mine.
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Watcher.Guru (@WatcherGuru) profile picture
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@WatcherGuru21h
JUST IN: Ripple partners with Coinbase to expand its $RLUSD crypto stablecoin across trading, payments, and institutional finance.
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@WatcherGuruOct 27
JUST IN: Ripple $XRP and Robinhood $HOOD officially announce strategic partnership to expand stablecoin adoption.
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Coin Bureau
@coinbureauOct 26
JUST IN: Ripple now lets businesses earn returns on idle cash 24/7, even on weekends. The new 24/7 Returns feature puts unused operating cash to work when banks are closed. Eligible Ripple Treasury customers can use qualifying digital assets held in a Ripple wallet, including the RLUSD stablecoin. A new AI layer can also automate cash forecasting, reconciliation and payments. American Airlines, Subway and Christian Louboutin already use Ripple Treasury.
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The longer the base, the higher in space?
Market Eagle (@MarketEagles) profile pictureMarket Eagle
@MarketEaglesOct 26
A decade #XRP
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@CooperDogDadOct 26
Timing is everything. Final Phase.
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Brad Garlinghouse (@bgarlinghouse) profile pictureBrad Garlinghouse
@bgarlinghouseOct 26
Big news heading into @RippleSwell: the @USOCC has granted final approval for Ripple National Trust Bank. This gives Ripple a federally supervised platform to support $RLUSD and provide digital asset custody to enterprises. We’ve always said crypto and banks work better together — this is what that looks like. Real innovation, real accountability, federal oversight. The revolution isn't happening outside the system. It's happening from within it.
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@CooperDogDadOct 27
Incredible, lol. Ripple becomes a federal bank on October 26, 2026.
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CooperDogDad (@CooperDogDad) profile pictureCooperDogDad
@CooperDogDadOct 26
Timing is everything. Final Phase.
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Watcher.Guru (@WatcherGuru) profile picture
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@WatcherGuruOct 26
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Ripple officially receives full US regulatory approval to operate as a national trust bank.
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ᴍᴇʀʟɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪᴢᴀʀᴅ (@MerlinXRP) profile pictureᴍᴇʀʟɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪᴢᴀʀᴅ
@MerlinXRP16 Oct 2025
If you haven’t realized what just happened, the Trojan Horse is inside the castle. Ripple didn’t storm the gates; it became the fortress. The drawbridge is up, and the code of money is now being rewritten from within.
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So ripple will be a one stop shop for everything?
Brad Garlinghouse (@bgarlinghouse) profile pictureBrad Garlinghouse
@bgarlinghouseOct 26
Big news heading into @RippleSwell: the @USOCC has granted final approval for Ripple National Trust Bank. This gives Ripple a federally supervised platform to support $RLUSD and provide digital asset custody to enterprises. We’ve always said crypto and banks work better together — this is what that looks like. Real innovation, real accountability, federal oversight. The revolution isn't happening outside the system. It's happening from within it.
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Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) profile pictureIan Rapoport
@RapSheetOct 25
#Panthers OT Taylor Moton has a fractured fibula, per coach Dave Canales. He’s out indefinitely.
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Ortega had him……
Spinnin Backfist (@SpinninBackfist) profile pictureSpinnin Backfist
@SpinninBackfistOct 24
“Dad who is Alexander Volkanovski? Was he any good?”
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Terrible photo. But, It’s so funny. I’m at one of my college roommates weddings. Never met one another before, but here we are years later. The one thing I’ve learned. Keep these relationships. Times like this, you have to enjoy. God do I love life Congrats to my guy <3
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@AssassinTeaserSep 20
It’s so funny. I’m at one of good buddies from college wedding. Never met one another before, but here we are years later. The one thing I’ve learned. Keep these relationships. Times like this, you have to enjoy. God do I love life Congrats to my guy <3
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Crazy to think Jalen Coker is the best WR in this class…
no speeding (@MIK3MCDANIEL) profile pictureno speeding
@MIK3MCDANIELOct 23
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@CooperDogDadOct 23
Only the beginning. Padawan. I share this stuff because Ross clearly noted this would coincide with financial system change. Reset. 589.
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Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) profile pictureBenny Johnson
@bennyjohnsonOct 23
Remember Nikki Floris, the FBI Agent who was exposed in declassified documents that said she was ‘running a shadow government’ during the 2020 election? She was just charged for lying to Congress about her role in suppressing the Hunter Biden laptop investigation. Justice.
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@CooperDogDadOct 22
Nothing new to some of us, but this is getting more obvious by the day. Tobias from IMF has been in ripple proximity for a while. As for Blackrock, their head of digital assets built the xrp price calculator while intern at Ripple. 😭 teapawt.net/rabb1t_fr3n/status/191…
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SMQKE (@SMQKEDQG) profile pictureSMQKE
@SMQKEDQGOct 22
‼️THE IMF AND BLACKROCK ARE BOTH SPEAKING AT RIPPLE SWELL‼️ Documented.📝👇
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