This woman is my wife. @sworntruths how am I so lucky to call you my wife for the rest of our lives?
I love Sundays. We get a house full of family, perfected Italian food, and all the baby cuddles we could possibly want. All we have to do is appease my mother's one little request.
Speaking of, @sworntruths, hurry up. We're going to be late for mass if you keep trying to perfect whatever you're working on. If Ma gets mad, all I have to do is blame you to get away Scot free.
And don't go saying “ew”, @sworntruths.
Replying to @AssiduousAgent
Other than that, my attention is better spent on more important cases and, above all, my wife.
Just so you're 𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙝 aware, what you choose to do behind closed doors in the comfort of your own home is no business of mine. Hell, these days the only time I make it my business is if there's a drug bust that involves us.
My point exactly. You're just bored looking for entertainment. I'm not that, but good luck in your endeavor. •Spins on her heels and walks away.•





