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Dweeb who has to rewrite his profile after doing a dumb April fool's joke. he/him adult and everything that implies Avatar by @GulpSpooky

Joined February 2013
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? #cockandballtorture
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"Executioner" HIS NAME IS THELONIOUS
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I've been binging Kinnikuman and got this stupid idea stuck in my head
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If you'll just consult the handy graph: #lookoutside #DELTARUNE
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I think I've heard this one before
How He Stole Gallons Of Soda 😳
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My entry for the Robot Master Design contest, meet Fantasy Man! I always end up putting too many silly little details in these things. Pen name: Reeces Pieces! #DesignARobotMaster #MegaManDO
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Winston
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People are gonna crucify me over this but I still think this shit was better than Rocko's Modern Life. Also Harvey Beaks > Chowder
‘Camp Lazlo’ premiered 20 years ago today on Cartoon Network.
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It's finally here, and not a day too soon! Well, maybe one day too soon, but since we got the ween toon, here's the spoilers!
It's finally time! The annual "Stand Around in the Field wearing reference costumes" pic! Feel free to see how many you can guess! As per tradition I'll post the spoilers on halloween or when @StrongBadActual posts this year's hallows ween toon! Whichever comes first.
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For Halloween, here's "3D Workers Island", a short horror story about a screensaver: yes-thread.com/3dwiscr Also on Itch: mryes.itch.io/3dwiscr
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It's finally time! The annual "Stand Around in the Field wearing reference costumes" pic! Feel free to see how many you can guess! As per tradition I'll post the spoilers on halloween or when @StrongBadActual posts this year's hallows ween toon! Whichever comes first.
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I might use this at some point.
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EVERYBODY! CHECK THIS OUT! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20! Elmo can count to 20! Pretty cool!
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So I binged the last 100ish chapters of MHA to see how it ended, this is my only takeaway. Spoilers I guess?
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Hey everyone I just wanna say I was stuck working all of yesterday (and today lol) but all of you guys wishing me a happy B day made it so much less sucky. I can't thank you all enough
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