@Astroblast65

💥👈🤠👉💥 failed shitposter • i’ve lost more followers than you’ve ever gained • i’m that bad at this 💯

 Austin, TX
Joined April 2015
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government is broke and so they're going after poor people instead of large corporations that don't pay taxes
unusual_whales
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BREAKING: The Trump administration is reportedly preparing to restart aggressive collections efforts against defaulted student loan borrowers, per Forbes
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Tipping Pitches@tipping_pitchesOct 25
commercials during the MLB playoffs:
Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzOct 24
Life can’t just be weed and porn. You have to gamble too
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Rob Manfred can gargle my balls
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AuxGod
@AuxGod_Oct 22
was watching “Batman The Animated Series”, buddy threw for 400 yards throwing like this lol
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How the hell do people still watch the NBA?
The Athletic
@TheAthleticOct 22
Count the steps… 🎥 @SportsCenter
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elena ilana alana alina elana@lenibriscoeOct 17
What kind of fuck ass country has multi generational school shooting survivor families
New York Post
@nypostOct 17
Mom who survived school shooting coaches son through Oregon attack: 'Please be as quiet as possible' trib.al/0dxoVCa
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only here for severance@IAmATree78Oct 17
Every recent Nathan Fielder project expertly touches the deep existential horror of not being able to ever fully know or understand another human being or their actions.
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ღ@DontZuccMeOct 16
this is just ridiculous behavior in the 2nd inning.
Klein25
@Klein25Oct 12
This is just ridiculous behavior in the 6th inning.
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Jay Cuda
@JayCudaOct 16
white sox won more playoff games than the dodgers
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Astroblast65.bsky.social@Astroblast65Oct 15
holy fuck i can't believe i Get to See Everything tomorrow night
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holy fuck i can't believe i Get to See Everything tomorrow night
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Shehan Jeyarajah
@ShehanJeyarajahOct 14
Ending at The Alamo for a big battle?
Kayla Guo@kaylaguo_Oct 14
New @TexasTribune: Ken Paxton is setting off on a "Come And Take It" bus tour that will take him to over 30 stops across Texas and land him at the Alamo on the eve of Election Day. #TXSEN texastribune.org/2026/10/14/…

Ken Paxton to close Senate run with “Come And Take It” bus tour

The Republican nominee plans to hit over 30 stops across Texas, concluding with a stop at the Alamo on the eve of Election Day, as he competes in an intensely close Senate race against Democrat James...

texastribune.org
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Greensboro Police Department
@GSO_PoliceOct 14
“Raise hell. Praise Dale” is not an appropriate response when we ask you why you were speeding.
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WHY WOULD YOUR OVEN CONNECT TO THE INTERNET OH MY GOD I HATE IT HERE
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 13
BREAKING: Anthropic has said that rogue AI agents may "self-replicate" to hijack smart devices such as ovens and TVs
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sav@pprivateidahoOct 8
imagine him striking you out and immediately going to write about you in his diary 😭
Chase Denton
@ChaseDenton_Oct 7
Yamamoto has a secret journal he uses to document hitters weaknesses.
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This little bastard had fairy godparents from 1998-2017 and never wished to stop Jeffrey Epstein
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Ripley fka fantonacci@puppynacciOct 6
normal baseball team
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Roy Drones Jr@chiweethedogOct 2
Thursday Night Football @amazon
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Peter Baugh@Peter_BaughOct 2
Igor Shesterkin assures us: “I will keep trying to score.”
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Casual Thursday@CasualThursdaySep 30
I’m sorry but the idea of voluntarily paying your state government an extra $50 for the ‘Don’t Tread On Me’ license plate will never stop being funny to me
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