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@AstrosKnower

Astros Knower, First of My Name, Maker of Memes, Defender of Dana Brown, Father of Doom and Gloom Posts, and Lord Of The Nine Innings.

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Joined November 2011
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No idea why MLB isn’t making this a bigger deal. We’re witnessing greatness.
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There’s no denying the value Oz Ocampo brings (and has brought) to the Astros but the final decision here should be up to the new GM.
Francys Romero (@FrancysRomero) profile pictureFrancys Romero
@FrancysRomero18h
The Houston Astros interviewed Oz Ocampo for an executive position within their front office, per sources. Ocampo was previously an assistant GM with the Miami Marlins and is currently a Senior Advisor with the Colorado Rockies.
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Robotaxi (@robotaxi) profile pictureRobotaxi
@robotaxiOct 26
Houston, we have liftoff Bigger service area now live
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Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) profile pictureBob Nightengale
@BNightengaleOct 26
Houston Astros interviewing World Series architect Mike Rizzo for open GM job usatoday.com/story/sports/ml…
Astros interviewing World Series architect Mike Rizzo for open GM job

Astros interviewing World Series architect Mike Rizzo for open GM job

Astros interview big name for open executive job as shake-up continues.

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Seems like significant news that Matt Kleine (whose team is in the middle of a playoff run) was in Houston and nobody noticed.
Jason Bristol (@JBristolKHOU) profile pictureJason Bristol@JBristolKHOUOct 20
NEW VIDEO: Milwaukee Brewers assistant general manager Matt Kleine walks the red carpet with #Astros owner Jim Crane at last week's Houston Sports Hall of Fame event. Kleine is reportedly a candidate to be the next GM of the #Astros.
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“Notorious features of Colt Stadium were the heat and mosquitoes. One Sunday double header in mid-summer proved so stifling that more than 100 fans required medical aid.” WAT
Brian McTaggart (@brianmctaggart) profile pictureBrian McTaggart
@brianmctaggartOct 20
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The Dodgers get eliminated and suddenly the weather in Houston is amazing. Coincidence?
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THIS is how you win a city.
Mr Big Bets (@Bigbetsbrand123) profile pictureMr Big Bets
@Bigbetsbrand123Oct 13
One of the best quotes i’ve ever seen from a professional athlete
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I guess this is a hot take but you’re allowed to do whatever you want with the ball if you catch it. Just don’t be like Zach Hample and run over everyone just to get it.
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostOct 7
Dodgers fan denying little Braves fan NLDS ball sparks heated etiquette debate trib.al/7tvP6fw
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Unless Dubon can throw 200 innings with a sub 4 ERA and 1.04 Whip we were doomed from the start with or without Dubon, please put it to rest.
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Ask Seattle if the Mariners ever won a World Series.
Unfiltered Shit (@unfilteredmeme) profile pictureUnfiltered Shit
@unfilteredmemeOct 7
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This is some Final Destination shit
MLB Pipeline (@MLBPipeline) profile pictureMLB Pipeline
@MLBPipelineOct 5
In 2025, Nehomar Ochoa Jr. was driving when a 7-pound hook came loose from a truck, crashed through his windshield and lodged in his head. Now recovered, he headlines the @Astros' AFL crop following a breakout campaign: atmlb.com/4xZDRFb
ARIZONA FALL LEAGUE LOGO On the left: ASTROS LOGO SCOTTSDALE LOGO On the right: Photo of Nehomar Ochoa Jr.

ALT ARIZONA FALL LEAGUE LOGO On the left: ASTROS LOGO SCOTTSDALE LOGO On the right: Photo of Nehomar Ochoa Jr.

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@UnderdogMLBOct 5
Manny Ramirez seeking MLB hitting coach job, per @JonHeyman.
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Thought I was reading a Dana Brown quote for a second.
Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) profile pictureBob Nightengale
@BNightengaleOct 4
Walt Weiss talked to Chris Sale this morning before finalizing his decision to have Sale pitch Game 3: ‘Look, at the end of the day, we want full strength Chris Sale.’
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I want you all to know, I’m rooting for the White Sox.
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Yall ever do this when you Zelle someone? 😂
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@KutterIsKingOct 1
Imagine this app if Aaron Judge did this
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Peter Appel (@PeterAppel23) profile picturePeter Appel
@PeterAppel23Sep 30
Imagine this app if Aaron Judge went 1-8 with multiple Ks in the playoffs and got swept Yordan Alvarez did it and I don’t hear a peep
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The state of Astros Twitter right now.
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My expectations were low but holy fuck.
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I’d say let’s boo the shit out of @BennettSousa today but if we see him that probably means the game/season is already lost. Hoping Hunter goes 8 shutty today.
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Golden Era Astros never would’ve said this shit, we really are dead.
Chandler Rome (@Chandler_Rome) profile pictureChandler Rome@Chandler_RomeSep 30
After another playoff loss at Daikin Park beneath an apathetic, booing crowd, the Astros did not hold back. Free to read - nytimes.com/athletic/7644992…
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