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she was so right when she said Pain is Beauty because this corset is killing me
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if I was Denis Villeneuve I would cast all of them and turn them into candidates for the 007 programme, transforming the whole "who should be the next bond??" marketing cycle into a metatextual commentary
just got off the phone with my boss, apparently they nuked my city while I was out of town???
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saw too many couples costumes out in London last night and I've HAD IT I want a boyfriend immediately
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there's a trail of (probably human) blood in the corridor outside my laboratory. should I follow it
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genuinely fuck TFL for suspending the Piccadilly line over Halloween weekend, asocial pricks
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coe, shirley, and flyte are like my children if anything happens to them I'll be devastated
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I made a substack to collate all the bad poetry I've been writing for the last decade or so apotropaist.substack.com
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it's so obvious the new legislation is legally unenforceable but will conveniently come in handy whenever they want to pin an offence on politically undesirable individuals who otherwise come up clean
Porn showing choking or incest to be banned from early November, government says bbc.in/3TF2Ijx




































