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strapped to the hedonic treadmill and as evil as sin

London / Oxford
Joined February 2019
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she was so right when she said Pain is Beauty because this corset is killing me
before & after chelsea wolfe :)
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if I was Denis Villeneuve I would cast all of them and turn them into candidates for the 007 programme, transforming the whole "who should be the next bond??" marketing cycle into a metatextual commentary
The 5 finalists that have tested for the role of James Bond: โ€ข Robert Pattinson โ€ข Jack Lowden โ€ข Callum Turner โ€ข Nicholas Hoult โ€ข Josh O'Connor Who would you choose?
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I would then make the film's bond girl (Marisa Abela) the actual next 007
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while everyone's playing the ocarina of time remake I'm playing the real GOTY queen's domain
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possibly recency bias but the new ecco2k might be my favourite thing he's ever done
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who do I have to sleep with to get invited to heidi klum's annual halloween party
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just got off the phone with my boss, apparently they nuked my city while I was out of town???
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saw too many couples costumes out in London last night and I've HAD IT I want a boyfriend immediately
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do you guys think my hat is too big
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ST ALIA OF THE KNIFE IKTR
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idc if it's actually scytale pretending to be her, she's holding a knife and I'm happy
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there's a trail of (probably human) blood in the corridor outside my laboratory. should I follow it
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this isn't a joke btw
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I need to get greg the sorcerer pregnant
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she never got to be old ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”
mix of old lady korra and others sketches #tlok
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she deserved to die peacefully surrounded by those who loved her but instead she died fighting ๐Ÿ˜ข and now everyone who ever knew and loved her is dead ๐Ÿ˜•
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genuinely fuck TFL for suspending the Piccadilly line over Halloween weekend, asocial pricks
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consciously choosing the last Halloween weekend until 2037 to do upgrade works is hard to perceive as anything less than malicious towards young people who are almost certainly planning on going out & staying out late. fuckers
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coe, shirley, and flyte are like my children if anything happens to them I'll be devastated
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I need to stop talking about which characters are my favourites istg
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zendaya's first bad film incoming
Zendaya will star in a new untitled sci-fi film from director Alex Garland. Filming begins next year.
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I made a substack to collate all the bad poetry I've been writing for the last decade or so apotropaist.substack.com
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seated for the LFF surprise film, if it's I Play Rocky I'm going to be very upset
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it's so obvious the new legislation is legally unenforceable but will conveniently come in handy whenever they want to pin an offence on politically undesirable individuals who otherwise come up clean
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they're playing agnes obel before the new mike leigh film, I'm being catered to directly
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he's so hot I wish the film was good
Fred Hechinger with Martin Freeman, Caitriona Balfe and Andrew Haigh at the "A Long Winter" Gala Screening during The 70th BFI London Film Festival ๐Ÿ“ธ Lia Toby
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he's kinda like if Tobey Maguire and Jack Lowden had a baby
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