Bob The Atmospheric River

At first, your dumb friend will say something like, "Oh, we need the rain!" But once my cyclone bombs begin to drop...their tune will change...oh how it will change.

Behold my coming...

I'm back bitches!

This is my pornography.

I just learned that some people are doing a 'dry January'. Don't make me laugh.

In a Mac Dre kind of mood, cuz I'm outside your building and I'm feelin' myself.

Compared to me, El Niño was a insignificant squall, for children. #climatefacts

.@Visit_LakeTahoe, you're welcome. @skiheavenly, you're welcome. @US50Chains get on your knees and praise me. Because of my glory you have the powder required to attract more idiots to your mountains. ALL HAIL @ATMOSPHERICBOB! I AM THE CHANGE!

I have the power of a thousand storms. I decimate heaven and earth. What can @karlthefog do? Move a grey fart over a bridge every couple days.

I'm dropping a mixtape with @pineappleexpress this week. It's 1.6 trillion gallons of liquid hell, and a smattering of @ClimateChangeUS is bullshit.

Your cities are nothing to me, your roadways are meaningless, I use them as my toilet. Also @Karlthefog is a little bitch.