Biblical Astrology Flat Earth groups make me feel better about myself
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User reports indicate Hulu is having problems since 4:36 PM EDT. downdetector.com/status/hulu… RT if you're also having problems #Huludown
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Experiment Update - Well it finally happened. Took longer than expected. 12 hour suspension and had to delete the offending tweet. Here’s the screenshots @suspendthepres. Will post to the account when suspension is lifted.
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How nice of McDonald’s to actually investigate and support their employees. I guess cops can only get people fired at Starbucks.
Officer "fabricated" story about being served McDonald's coffee with "f***ing pig" written on cup, police chief says cbsn.ws/2QrQzJO
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Every email I ever send: Hello! I am extremely excited to be corresponding with you! You can tell by the number of exclamation points I use! Here is one sentence with a period so that I don’t come across as manic. Thanks!
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During this holiday weekend, be sure to remember:
• casual sex can be healthy
• sex & love aren’t synonymous
• find contraceptives & prophylactics that are right for you
• reducing defense spending could support healthcare access to all
• water your house plants
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#dearcustomer:Do you have item X?
Me:No.
*I list 10 ways I get can get it or ship it*
DC:So you don't have it here?
#retaillife
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Get ready! Barnes and Noble Game night is coming up soon. Come visit us every fourth Saturday of… instagram.com/p/BUABxogF9qA/
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IT'S PRONOUNCED 'LANKISTER', NOT 'LAN-CASTER', @NBCOlympics FIELD HOCKEY COMMENTATORS
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Today I learned that respectfully stating a point of view different than the OP's on FB is "pathetic" and "picking pointless fights" – at Pennsylvania, USA
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Customers who ask stupid questions.
"Oven baked fries? So are they cooked in the same fryer as the chicken?"
Oven.
Oven baked.
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Walk into any bar at around 12:30pm and watch how the female staff is treated. This one is faux outrage. #serverlife teapawt.net/therailmedia/status/71…
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Yet another unstated "job responsibility" I apparently have is translating stupid to English.
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Nonfiction story about a thanksgiving meal. Flashbacks to the pilgrims' massacring the native Americans as a metaphor for the my feelings.
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"Ugh. I'm so sore and tired."- Friend with desk job.
*sends screenshot showing I did 38 flights of stairs in an hour*
#serverproblems
