It’s the oldest story in the world.One day you’re 17 and planning for someday.Then quietly and w/o you ever really noticing,someday is today. This is your life.
Joined March 2011
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Souls are too mainstream. That's why I don't have one. #GingerHipster
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Bringing a notepad to a meeting with zero intention of taking notes. #PGP
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Every morning being a countdown to lunch, and every afternoon being a countdown to 5 o'clock. #PGP
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Taking initiative and then fucking up whatever it was you were trying to accomplish. #PGP
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"I don't drink to get drunk" is like saying "I don't breathe to live" #wwg
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Having at least 50 nicknames all having to do with how ginger you are. #GingerProblems
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If gingers don't have souls, then we'll never die. #GingerSolutions
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"My diet was going well until the 3 day weekend." #PGP
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"I wonder what time the bar opens because I think they have my credit card." #PGP
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#ToMyFutureKids if you don't like Harry Potter, I'll lock you in the cupboard under the stairs and you'll BE Harry Potter.
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"I'm not doing anything tonight. Call me tomorrow." #PGP
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The "I wonder if they can tell I'm not listening" part of the meeting. #PGP
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Dear iPhone, I have typed "haha" like a million times, yet you continually give me "haga", "hsha", "gaga"... I hate you.
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So that on NYE your goal is to maintain. Not lose. #reasonstobefit #NoCheatNovemeber