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Finally, a use for Yoko Ono’s music for the good of humanity
JUST IN: Japanese scientists force cancer cells to kill themselves in new experiments
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Replying to @TNorrisBC
“Progressive & tolerant” until voters disagree with you. Then millions are suddenly MAGA bigots. Your tolerance lasts exactly as long as people obey you. That’s not progressivism, you self-righteous fucking clown. It’s elitism wearing a rainbow flag with a superiority complex.
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When the doomers inevitably backpedal into "but our warning saved us all" it will be important to remind them we laughed at their nonsense the whole time and redouble the mockery until their tiny souls shrivel up completely.
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Land, obvs
You can’t hold cash because it isn’t backed by gold and gets printed until it’s worthless and you can’t hold gold because they’re about to figure out alchemy and mine it from asteroids so it’s worthless and you can’t hold digital cash because the internet is getting hacked so it’s worthless and you can’t hold stocks because the ai bubble is about to burst so they’re worthless and you can’t hold crypto because it’s worthless (and it’s getting hacked by ai and quantum so it’s even more worthless) and you can’t hold oil because it’s highly flammable and we’re entering ww3 so it’s worthless and you can’t hold food because it’s perishable so it’s worthless and
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Just think of your Red vote as the neutralization of a hostile Blue vote if that makes it psychologically easier.
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Someone in Yangshuo is still butt hurt about the 1930s.
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The first ones to weaponize swarming lawyer-bots are going to have a huge advantage.
PSA for Republicans: armies of lawyers are lined up to fuck you and steal your country. You’re completely unorganized and have no power, no money, and no friends, just lobbyists, podcasters and carnival barkers lined up to grift off your justified terror and despair
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20 years ago, i watched a Bosnian news program interview the head of the Sarajevo Gypsy community and his son. When asked about how to deal with Gypsy youth criminality, the father replied: "they have no money. You should give them some so they stop stealing." Son was ROFL
Zelensky: Our own budget is not enough. Otherwise, we will not rebuild our country; we will put everything exclusively into the army. There must be separate funding for rebuilding the country, logistics, education, the return of Ukrainians, rehabilitation, and veterans — and a separate budget for our army and defense forces.
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I put in "4" for hotel WiFi password and it didn't work. WTF.
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Just broke 173 mph on the Chongqing Guangzhou run.
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To whom it may concern, Theft of Fire by @Devon_Eriksen_ is a really good fun read and worth your time. Can't wait for the sequel.
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Not something that can be confirmed BTW. Did the exhaustively examine every cell in his body with a perfect process or something? Did God tell them? Basic but all to common cognitive failure mode.
JUST IN: Pope Leo officially confirmed cancer-free.
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I kissed a girl in Reno just to watch her cry.
I battered a man in Reno just to watch him fry.
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I will fight and kick and scream until the bullet hits or the guillotine drops. These people are weak as water.
Replying to @VBierschwale
You’re starting to get it. It’s why so many after many years of changing parties, and thinking we’re gonna vote our way out of this that some have decided I’m not voting at all. because in the end nothing changes, absolutely nothing changes. Party or otherwise.
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Guess how many Indians have IT roles in China. Rhetoric question of course; it's four. Ha ha double gag; it's ZERO.
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Atrosto retweeted
Replying to @tr0g
😂😂😂 Oh Crom all ye faithful?
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Train bridge in Chongqing. Guys, can I say something?
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Hotel art strengthens the case.
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Architecture in Chongqing just hits different? I guess? I mean
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