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The real audit. Retired after a long career in infosec.

United States
Joined August 2008
Yep, that’s 💯 true....
My friends... have you looked up “Infosec” in the Urban Dictionary? “A profession that turns normal people into whiskey drinking, swearing, paranoid, disheartened curmudgeons with no hope for the future of computers or humanity.”
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Good afternoon tater tits, we interrupt your Monday for the shit show that whoever was on call over the weekend is updating their resume again. Get back to work twat donuts!!
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I’m just hate people in general because they’re looking for validation like a twat sandwich. Fuckers wouldn’t have made it in the Gen-X generation because you’re all “safe spot” cunts. Whatever happened to the next generation having a set? #fucktrans
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Good morning you fucking spice enchiladas. Tell some of these twat waffles to fuck right off. #worstnightmareisback #lockupyourphones #firewallsarefunny #comingforalltheposers
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After a long break from X, I will be back soon to put the boomers and millennials back in their so called “safe space”.
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In search for a dozen Amish guys who feel like working on a drywall ceiling. 🥴🥴🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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Jim Beam shutting down bourbon production at Kentucky distillery for a year as Trump’s trade wars hit sales… NOOOOOOOO
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Replying to @BenSearsMSYS
@BenSearsMSYS first would be a 24/7 nurse for pops and me. Second would be is setting my son for success
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After 4 years on SSD, it’s become much clearer how my late wife felt not being able to do a damn thing other then raising our kids. Only now our kids are grown adults and I have nothing to do.
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People suck. That is all.
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Make as many good memories as you can because at some stage in your life, if you’re lucky enough, you’ll be able to remember some of them.
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So much to do that I need massive help with in such short time. Wouldn’t be surprised if another heart attack happens but this time, it won’t be one that I walk out of the hospital from.
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Replying to @FenixAmmunition
@FenixAmmunition are you going to post photos of @TrailerSneedx last day, after work party?
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Replying to @CodyStamann
@CodyStamann definitely won that fight. Judges need to actually be retired fighters because it’s been obvious for years that they have no idea what they are doing which cost fighters money, rankings, etc.
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Amazing how many companies that have done nothing or have nobody to fix the MAJOR security issues that when I pointed out while working for them and tried to get the money to fix them, STILL have the same holes. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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Daylight savings time needs to go permanently. Messing with my sleep schedule always triggers a bad cold. Glad I’m retired because I just want to sleep all day since I can’t at night
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😂😂😂
Chris rock is not holding back about Will Smith and Jada . This is just too much. teapawt.net/gorejustgoth/status/16…
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Not a chance I can start this day sober much less deal with a couple people for 9 hours straight
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Updated bio. Tired of 6-8 interviews and then ghosted.
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Time for the fireplace to get some major usage. All the metal in my back and neck doesn’t like sub zero temperatures.
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