Audrey

This new time got you bathed, fed, and tucked in bed by 6 PM. 😂😂😂

Sorry, I can’t go. It gets dark by 5pm and I have astigmatism.

This entire week: "Welp guess I should get ready for bed." Checks watch: 5:44 p.m.

Donald Trump says he has a “99% approval rating in Israel”: “Can you believe it? If people ever got tired of me in the U.S., I’ll move to Israel and become [their] Prime Minister. Think of it, I have the highest approval rating of anybody in history”

My 30 year old refrigerator watching all the new ones being cyberattacked. 😂

caminar de noche en una ciudad extranjera, debe ser top 3 sensaciones de esta vida

Now that it’s officially November🦃

Multiple people have told me their plans tonight are “dinner” “watching a movie” or “staying in”

99% of Harvard Faculty Are Democrats ▪️ Harvard: 99% D / 1% R ▪️ Princeton: 98% D / 2% R ▪️ Yale: 97% D / 3% R ▪️ Berkeley: 97% D / 3% R ▪️ Duke: 95% D / 5% R ▪️ UCLA: 89% D / 11% R

Moments ago in Georgia, Senator Jon @ossoff: "In six days, Georgia will rebuke the crook President Donald Trump with such clarity and power that no president will dare such abuses again for centuries."

Venezuela as America's 51st state? President Trump is floating the idea. Speaking about growing U.S. oil investments in Venezuela, Trump suggests the country could one day join the United States. "And instead of a president, we'll have an election for a governor. How about that?"

Chris Brown has been given an 8-month suspended prison sentence after he pleaded guilty to affray.

Now that Drake is 40, yall taking his discography in his 30s or 20s ??

call me weird but i use songs to track time. like “oh, it took me 4 songs to shower”

Eu comendo o mesmo sabor de sorvete desde os meus 7 anos