Meanwhile, the Magdeburg terrorist attacker is an AfD supporter whose last post on X before the attack praised @elonmusk 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

“Männer” - the woman who invented the Staatsräson

*hands you 3 ibuprofen* This is an ancient German remedy

Thinking about posting more on X. Thoughts?

Born to say “are you fucking stupid” forced to say “alles klar danke schön”

Abendbrot is just girl dinner for Germans

German liberals: oh no the afd is gaining power how can this be??? Also German liberals: a racist, authoritarian cop state is totally fine so long as it’s the Muslims and immigrants that suffer and not white ppl 💕

Moving to Germany turns people into dogs - obsessed with doing a good job - crazy for walks - TERRIFIED of the mailman

Berlin winter: depression hell Berlin spring: hayfever hell Berlin summer: humidity hell Berlin late summer: wasp hell Those 2 weeks in autumn: PERFECTION Berlin Autumn: wind hell

Germans speaking German: ber-LIN Germans speaking English: BER-lin

Of course AI can draw beautiful pictures like a real artist. But can AI move to Berlin and get a tiny fringe and live in a 16 person WG like a real artist?

“Things will be better when I move to Berlin” - a person about to ruin their life by moving to Berlin

Did you know it takes a plastic bag 20-100 years to breakdown but me just 1 letter from the finanzamt

Finanzamt Hours got me screaming 😂