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Austin “bag” Johnson

@AustinBagJordan

Hook em🤘| A&M Hater | Beer enjoyer | Highland Park alum | UT Austin sig ep class of 86

Joined December 2024
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Buddy showed up in his dates cloths this morning, absolutely no words. #nuke
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Californians ruined the State of Texas my home man, fuck all of you liberal fucks go back home.
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Ex wife’s big just dumped a drink on me #whatthatmean
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Parlay time to pay for the drinks #tapin
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Nah bro hanging up a sigma chi composite in your kitchen is already bad enough, but crossing out the ones you’ve fucked is next level whore shit #obliterate #gayson
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I don’t even get happy after Texas wins anymore, I just feel relieved.
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Can Coleman is horrible
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Can the Cowboys trade for Justin Herbert, if we’re gonna be poverty again I would atleast like to have Madison Beer in Dallas. #thursdaythoughts
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BigBarrelGeorge@PapawWashingtonOct 21
“Vanderbilt is the most prestigious and respected academic institution in the entire sec” The most famous player their university has ever produced:
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Thank snap memories for the photos of me and the ex wife, I really needed that today.
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Really Sark, you think so?
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@InsideTexasOct 19
"I don't think schematically, game plan wise, that we put our players in great positions to do well." Steve Sarkisian on his team's issues in short yardage and converting third downs.
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@Doc_TexasOct 19
Can’t wait for other fan bases to get excited about the idea of landing Arch from the portal after trashing him since high school.
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I’m gonna kms
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I hope arch and Sark quit together, fucking losers you will never amount to shit you sorry sack of shit for human beings, I hate y’all, arch your brother is a sorry excuse of a Fiji, I hate him too, fuck you
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I hate this team I hate sark I hate my life, im done.
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#firesark is back, this is fucking embarrassing
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Spammy Watkins@SpammyWatkinsOct 16
This shit all started because they left out fucking Florida State btw
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The Brewers saved baseball last night, thank you Milwaukee. #blessed
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Foid called me and said she misses me #soback
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What a sad day today was for college football. I really have no words, what happened to the game I love? #depressed #sad
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