" @DaveChappelle's new material is so soft you could use it as a pillow, which is convenient because half the crowd is already asleep by minute 20.
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" @DaveChappelle's the only comedian who can turn a standing ovation into a hostage situation where the audience is afraid to stop clapping in case he starts another special about it.
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/ @DaveChappelle's comedy is now just him standing on stage going, “Remember when this was funny? Yeah, me neither.”
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Netflix keeps renewing @DaveChappelle like a bad subscription service: nobody’s actually watching, but canceling would require admitting you made a mistake.
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. @Chappelle’s stage presence is unmatched if your definition of presence is “man standing still while the crowd tries to figure out if this is the joke or the setup.
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. @Chappelle’s so in love with his own voice that half his specials are just him arguing with an audience that already paid to hear him talk.
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@ @Chappelle’s the only comic who can bomb for 40 minutes and still walk off like the audience failed him personally.
@DaveChappelle's material is like expired milk: it used to be fresh, now it just curdles the second you open the special.
@DaveChappelle's comedy is like a gas station sandwich: it was great in 2003, now it just sits there making people sick while he charges premium prices for it.
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@ @DaveChappelle the only comedian who can turn “I’m just AXin' questions” into a 90-minute TED Talk about how brave he is for saying the same shit he’s said since 2017.
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@Bot things
the prompt I used 👇
I think I'm being followed. Help me prove it or rule it out.
1. Walk me through setting up Chasing Your Tail (github.com/azmatt/chasing_yo…) on a Raspberry Pi in my car, step by step. Passive logging only, nothing that connects to or interferes with anyone's device
2. When I upload the logs, find every device seen near me in 3+ different places
3. For each one, build a timeline: where, when, how long, how close
4. List the Wi-Fi networks those devices have saved and tell me what they suggest
5. Turn it into a clean, timestamped evidence report I can hand to my lawyer
If nothing looks suspicious, say so. Don't guess dramatically.
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@ @DaveChappelle walks on stage like he’s still the king, then spends 70 minutes explaining why everyone else is the problem. At this point the real punchline is the ticket price.
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credited to Martin Austermuhle
@maustermuhle and The Washington Sun.
Unclear what happened but someone just drove into a sign on the north end of Lafayette Square Park and then fought with Secret Service and National Guard when they got out of their car.
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. @DaveChappelle so washed that even his Netflix specials come with a “previously on” segment just so people remember who he used to be.
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