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I laugh a lot, My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, dinner, and The Sims. Oh yea, I’m pretty smart too.

Chicago, IL
Joined October 2017
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This is 36 🖖🏽♓️ ‼️ #TheBirthdayMan
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Hold on Holy Ghost lmfao
I wasn’t ready 😂😂😂😂😂
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I’m about to watch WandaVision season 3 VisionQuest
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Lmfao what the fuck
Tony Yayo and Uncle Murda were left CONFUSED when Jaybay Animal started TWEAKING out of nowhere in the middle of their interview and randomly WALKED OUT 😭💀
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Lawddd he done got picked up by Katherine
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Lmfao
Mike Epps Started Oprah’s Beef With Ice Cube? I CLUB SHAY SHAY @icecube: “I ain’t got no beef with Oprah.” @TheRealMikeEpps : “Did you put her in one of your rap songs?” Ice Cube: “In All About The Benjamins, you said ... ’I might as well stick my XXX in Oprah.”
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It’s not about time management, it’s about energy management💙
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Love me some homemade French Fries now man
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Their commercials lately got me wanting to shop here again 🥹
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Not a Dad Bod, but a Father Figure retweeted
Oprah was CRYING WITH LAUGHTER when Niecy Nash HILARIOUSLY EXPOSED how she realized she was into women after only loving boys her whole life. She revealed how a crab dinner, wine, and one goodbye cheek kiss made her realize her feelings were real🤣😭 "Why is my stomach hot? That only happens when I like boys” "I kissed her and my tongue came out a little bit... she looked at me and said, 'Wanna go lay down?' and I've been laying down ever since, girl!” "Well, I ghosted her first." "I'm a honeybee, okay? My mama was a honeybee, my grandma was a honeybee, there's nothing you can do when you're a honeybee.”
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Yoooo 🤣🤣🤣
Irma P. Hall was a class act. My favorite role of hers was in Ladykillers (2004) with Tom Hanks. Her character hated that “Hippity Hop” music 😭
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Did you know it’s in “poor taste” to ask someone to press the elevator button for you Like “can you press number 5 please” is disrespectful??? Dpmo and press the damn button
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Awww Chase 🥹
This week Reginae interviews the daughter of T-Boz and MACK 10, Chase Rolinson. She asks Chase if she considers herself crazysexyorcool #HeirTime
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I shole said I wanted to try the famous turkey leg hut and never got a chance Watching now EXCLUSIVE: Nakia Holmes BREAKS SILENCE on Husband's Prison Sentence + SH... youtu.be/AEIZ-v_4HQY?is=OzY1… via @YouTube
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Ohhh so it’s a Tyler Perry movie play I feel like I’m in year 2000🥹
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