@Auterr

“life is pain, but sometimes pain is just bread in French” - @facsimilitude auspicious light • she/her • im 30 •

Joined April 2009
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It was a good ~20 or so years but no amount of time prepares you for goodbye
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work is heavy today
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Elia
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I lied, there's no sex. Now sit down, we're clearing all question marks in Skellige.
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5'8™🍏@8VIKTERS28Oct 26
being asked to speak up as a soft spoken person feels like psychological abuse and a humiliation ritual i’m not even kidding
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The Wind@windpostingOct 26
don't carry that heavy thought alone. give it to me, i'll blow it away
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Me when my parents yelled at me as a kid
Mr Before Turning The G​un On Himself 🇵🇸@gay_horse420Oct 25
happy to announce that I've decided to become permanently silent and morose
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i’m not a horse girl myself but i completely understand it. horses are beautiful
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madison@madison_taytOct 26
i think trunk or treat is an affront to god and american car culture degeneracy
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would you still love me if i told you i put neko atsume stickers all throughout my car in hidden places
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Artemis@AuterrOct 25
why did twitter just email me the suicide hotline
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why did twitter just email me the suicide hotline
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genuinely i think both are unbearable equally.
Lucas goes to college 🇨🇦@title_foughtOct 25
Anyone who says very cold weather is better than very hot weather has never actually experienced extreme cold temperatures
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Was wondering why there are no goat girls the way there are cat girls or dog girls but then I remembered all girls are the goat
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gustav holst ate the fuck DOWN when he wrote The Planets. Op. 32: IV. Jupiter, Bringer of Jollity
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i’ll leave the porch light on for you
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and another thing! even if you DO use a puke bowl, why on gods green earth would you add it back to the rotation of dinnerware. what would possess you demons to do such a thing. let it be the puke bowl and not a damn thing more
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i may be white but i’ll never be this white
goosie 🐭@pollypocketmodeOct 24
being anti-puke bowl makes you anti-science. Do you believe in soap or not
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toilet, trashcan, walmart bag, mop bucket… but a serving bowl was NEVER an option in my house
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feeling really emotional about Sunny. i still miss you ALL the time sweet boy
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