The Squisher @c00terz @tickerSOL
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Just got brutally shitmogged in a public restroom. Dude next to me was dropping elite level brown whilst I (shitcel) was only dropping juvenile level turds 😭
wow I feel terrible she couldn't nuke this 3k gem at 9k
Notorious torta driller @sh4vwty gets into a heated argument with her friend on VC after he sells before her 💀
Bro tries defending himself, saying “you sell on me all the time and I never say anything” 😭
Another VC member jumps in and points out that she does the same thing to Mike, who never complains about it either. Shawty, however, starts making excuses when the roles are reversed 💀😭
AND THE MOMENT HE STARTS TALKING, SHE MUTES HIM MID-SENTENCE 😭😭💀 NAH, SHE DOES NOT GIVE AF ABOUT ANYONE. PEOPLE LIKE THIS RUIN TRADING.
Autism Steam Roller (🥭) retweeted
We just got disqualified. I read the T&C front to back last week. It made no mention of EVM coins. It said no perps or collectibles.
Now it conveniently says no evm coins hahahahhahahaha.
Fuck pumpfun.
“Join our trading competition but it has to be Solana only but we are the greatest cross chain trading app. Please use our app for cross chain bro it’s so fast bro but sorry not for this tournament where we are giving out money to ppl on our payroll.”
Hahahahhahahha.
It’s always been a rigged game.
Autism Steam Roller (🥭) retweeted
I'm really bummed out. Feels like a perfect storm took all the air out of the room. I can't keep trying to force wins. It's embraced to run ops and bundle shit. I've never and will not do that. Death before dishonor.
Just as I felt like I was on top of my game for the first time in years. I'm gonna take a break and like play video games or some shit. These conditions are deplorable.
You cannot rake the ecosystem to death.
Autism Steam Roller (🥭) retweeted
🚨 SINJOH 2.0 IS LIVE!
Dakota hasn't just upgraded a launchpad. He's building an entirely new approach to programmable capital markets.
Built around Uniswap v4 Hooks, @sinjoh 2.0 brings together:
Bonding Curves
Liquidity Engines
Funding Bands
Token Migrations
Asset Baskets
Programmable Trading Taxes
Treasury Management \& Piggy Banks
What excites me most is how these features work together. Launching tokens is just the beginning. It's about giving markets programmable liquidity, incentives, funding and treasury mechanisms.
My thesis: Sinjoh isn't competing to be the best launchpad on Robinhood Chain. It's aiming to be the best programmable capital markets platform, period.
Now comes the real test: adoption, volume and execution.
🔥 $INJOH | sinjoh.com
