Genuine people, tekkie stuff, Martial Arts, my Dog, and fun cars. My kids are grown so I get to do what I want, and you can't stop me
Fort Worth, Texas
Joined March 2023
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When my brother and I used to go to the game, and they would play take me out to the ballgame, we would sing "And it's 1-2-3 strikes Inky's out at the old ball game"
This month we will be counting down the most at bats in Texas Rangers uniform for a career. Coming in at #29 with 2,449 at bats is Pete Incaviglia.
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Good thing Brian Schottenheimer doesn't live in Canada
Slippery slope update:
Canada Considers Bill to Euthanize People Who Cannot Make Rational Decisions breitbart.com/health/2026/10… via @BreitbartNews
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The head nurse spoke up, said leave this one alone. She could tell right away, he was bad to the bone
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How many freaking times do I have to say not interested in that Megan Fox blue pill ad. It’s like a virus that keeps coming back
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I've never done it, but this is what I imagine a hit of LSD will make you see
Son: Hey Dad, was music really better when you were younger?
Me: Son, we had an entire generation growing up with music so good that 50 years later, we're still turning up the volume when it comes on.
Here, let me show you what I mean.
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I saw this movie. Old Biff stole the car and gave the sports almanac to young Biff who then got rich and ruined Hill Valley
🔥 BREAKING: The Tesla Roadster just DROVE UPSIDE DOWN and LEVITATED on its way down off a vertical ramp
EPIC!!!
Elon, SpaceX and Tesla OUTDID THEMSELVES!
That is SURREAL.
@ElonMusk: "Well — it worked!"
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I hope his 72 virgins are all big nosed bad teeth fat pigs
🚨 WOW! SecWar Pete Hegseth just announced the firing squad execution of Fort Hood Islamist terrorist Nidal Hasan will be **PUBLIC**
At the SAME time and place where Hasan carried out the attack.
"We'll make sure that people are able to watch it. That it's public. Because people need to understand that there's serious consequences for these types of things!"
"He's gonna get a firing squad of soldiers. As it should be."
@JackPosobiec: Did he make any final requests?
HEGSETH: "Don't care. We'll see him on December 3rd." 🥶
Hasan m*rdered 13 people at Fort Hood in 2009 while yelling "Allahu Akbar" and wounded more than 30 others
He was sentenced to death in 2013 and then sat on death row for over a DECADE. The Acting Sec. of the Army made it official
The victims' families finally get JUSTICE 🙏🏻
Our SecWar is stone COLD when it comes to traitors like this who take American lives.
@RealAmVoice
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Average Joe retweeted
Once upon a time, a guy asked a chick to marry him and she said no. So the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and hunted and fished and drank beer and snorted coke off strippers tits and had lots of money and farted and left the toilet seat up.
The End
He was by far my favorie. He spoke in tongues and encouraged you to feel the spirit coming through the plastic in your TV. But most of all, give him at least a thousand dollars to help with that 5th new BMW he needed to serve God
Who was your favorite televangelist? I was always partial to Robert Tilton. Batshit insane. My best friend got in a call on his show and they sent him a free Robert Tilton board game! 😂😂🤡 #GrifterScumbags
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Hey Mom. take me and my friends home from a baseball game. We will get in the back and look backwards while cars almost smash into us and kill us.
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I would like to formally announce that I am the undisputed King of Losing These Bag Clips
Take clip off plastic bag
Reach in bag and get some of product inside
Clip then vanishes into another dimension
Every. Single. Time
You may think you are good, but you are not at my level
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