it's all bants and rants. Member of the Free Speech Union, proud English Patriot, detests lefties
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A responding Met police officer sided with the Islamists who attacked my restaurant yesterday. He said nothing had happened to me yet, asked why I called them, and I told him to leave as he'd already made up his mind. If you're not Muslim, you're 2nd class citizen in the UK.
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Apparently there’s a celebrity threatening to kill themselves if allegations about them are made public. I feel deeply for the celebrity involved - whoever that person is.
Here’s @davidwalliams shredding my mental health in front of my colleagues and friends before my career was destroyed.
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The long waited body cam footage from my arrest dated August 2025. 10 police officers in ski masks, face shields and equipped with a battering ram entered my home for an allegation of some burgled pasta from a complimentary buffet in a migrant hotel. Some points to note:-
• excuse the penguin dressing gown!
• there was 95 minutes of footage on 8 body cams so I’ve trimmed it down as best as I can
• They refused to let me help my terminally ill mother out of bed
• They locked a chihuahua and a shih tzu in separate room to us and initially refused to let them out over “safety concerns”
• my girlfriend who is type 1 diabetic and requires insulin to survive, needed insulin immediately. When we were in the lounge it was asked for and told the officers where it was in the bedroom. Apparently 6 officers couldn’t find it after 10 minutes until I said it was a medical emergency and they finally let my girlfriend retrieve it in the exact place she said it was.
• The female police officer in the van with me had the language of a 9 year old on some occasions, using phrases such as “more bigger” and finishing sentences such as “but yeah”. Extremely unprofessional.
A 30 thousand pound operation over an allegation of unpaid plate of pasta from a complimentary migrant buffet.
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British Police arrested a 10 year old boy because he didn't want them to take his new scooter away
They put him in handcuffs
The police are out of control
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“Here, we observe a remarkable confrontation between maternal indignation and cardiovascular inadequacy. One combatant possesses superior agility. The other possesses sufficient mass to influence local weather patterns. Evolution remains unimpressed.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm
#DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #TheFastAndTheFamished #NaturalSelection #BackyardBrawl
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My favourite lefty meltdown to date.
- @FreedomWatchGB
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Before anyone else noticed the danger, this man’s dog sensed something wrong.
while young girls enjoyed a peaceful day at the beach, their innocence and safety were threatened by an illegal migrant 🤬
A loyal dog senses danger before anyone else, credit to the owner as well👏🏻
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I'm under attack by Islamists and might get killed any day, but I won't run away or close my restaurant while I'm alive. Come enjoy non-halal food at Singh's Dining Hammersmith Londonistan, especially Pork Vindaloo 😋😋
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A weak, wet, fragile, pathetic specimen of a bloke. Gimp
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Oh this is delicious, Sir Desmond Swayne can take no more, his piss is boiling over John Healey's Budget, and as such he let's rip in extraordinary fashion, for 6 minutes.
"It's Breathing Space for this Government"
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President Trump looked at the Taliban leader and said this, “If you harm a hair on a single American, I’m going to k!II you.”
The translator shrinks, taken aback, and Trump motions “go on, tell him!”
Oh, the sweet labor of love ❤️🔥
I never want this presidency to end 🌹
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Boycott the @DailyMail Do not use The Daily Mail online website and go further, identify and start to boycott all advertisers with the @DailyMail Hit them
Hard in the pocket. Share this as widely as possible. Get this trending everywhere.
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Breaking 🚨 A very dangerous attack on Netanyahu in Tel Aviv it appears he has sustained severe injuries, and an aircraft is being dispatched to transport him to the United States. This is clearly evident from the footage. Don't remove my video X Twitter
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🚨 THEY ARE COMING FOR US
Danny Tommo in jail.
Tommy Robinson just found guilty, facing years in prison.
James Harvey facing a trial/prison next month.
Ashlea Simon being arrested and raided by police.
I am on trial in 2 weeks time.
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Soutien à @TRobinsonNewEra et à tous les courageux militants persécutés par la justice partout dans le monde, simplement parce qu’ils refusent de se taire.
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£150 mil for large scale asylum centres
£10 bn for more Ukrainians to die
Cheaper gherkins for Brits
Absolutely fuming. If you're over 40 and still a leftist you are a complete and utter dipshit moron and it's time to grow the hell up.
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It’s time for those who seek to lead to root out the corruption in the @CPSUK and end the persecution of @TRobinsonNewEra and those who speak truth about the destruction of our nation.
If @Nigel_Farage and @KemiBadenoch are silent on this, they are complicit. If they won’t stand , then put everything behind @RupertLowe10
Such dark times.
