God's signet||Software Engineer||Met & Mat Engineering student||Writer||Orator||a babe!||Alumni @AltschoolAfrica

Lagos, Nigeria; Rivers, Nigeri
Joined July 2019
Because of Jesus, I can!
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Omo, this period has done me 101 things Just come and go already.
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Feeling : when Aki amd Pawpaw said “why can't we be like other children?”
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Did Limoblaze delete that tweet about tongues and songs? I can't find it again. Anyway I share the sentiment, along with songs that just have one line like that song "Out of my belly shall flow rivers..." Maybe it is a song for private meditation? I don't know.
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Dunno what to do with my life. As confused today as I was confused August 27th.
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I’m sorry but why do people call people they don’t know???? Like you texted me, and all of a sudden you’re bombing my phone with calls.
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Replying to @okorochinasa
We apologize for the inconvenience caused by the outage, dear Customer. The Rumueme 11kV feeder is currently out affecting power supply to the areas served by it. We appreciate your patience as efforts continue to improve supply reliability.
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Not a bad thing.
The diasporification of Lagos fashion week
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The only reason somebody will not like sliced bread is because of the accountability attached. You prefer unsliced so you can eat like a thief.
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Get in jor! Na when I do hair I go take pishur with am💀
Even if it’s not totally totally ready, happy celebration to me🎉 I don free e remain make e official
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Mum’s Birthday today ❤️ I’d choose her in any and every life time!
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I feel like Tori threw that last challenge so Mitchelle won’t get thrown into an elimination. #TheChallenge40
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IMO, this was her season. Iono what happened in that final.
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It’s time to incorporate certain Nigerianisms into Nigerian English. All English speaking countries have their versions of the language that may sound off to people from other countries lol.
I just learnt today that “I slept off” is Nigerian English and it isn’t grammatically correct. No way man 😭
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I wasn’t satisfied with the women’s rankings sha. Johnny wins yet again (rolls eyes) #TheChallenge40
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This final wasn’t for him 😭 O my baby.
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Romance is sha the theme. Maybe the person that posted didn’t tell the whole story (which is fine, the dress was made for a specific couple and she’s not even the stylist) but romance is sha the theme. As a people, why is it so hard to grapple with nuance?
Replying to @P0liticalbaby
But Romeo and Juliet is actually a tragedy, same as Bonnie and Clyde, Pyramus and Thisbe. It’s not even an attack
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Cold, sneeze. Hot, sneeze. Strong smell, sneeze. Dust, sneeze. Feel my nose wrong, sneeze. Change of environment, sneeze. Yay, me.
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