Avrumy Jordan

I've hit the stage where I don't argue anymore. You tell me the Kiddush club is the real minyan? Sure, you're right. Here's what nobody tells you about arguments. #LifeThoughts

Leadership. Relationship. Partnership. Fellowship. Every one has ship in it. I finally figured out why, and it changed how I think about the captain. #LifeThoughts #Leadership

One lemon, two people. Cut it in half, right? That's the fair answer. It's also the wrong one. And you've probably done it in your last three arguments. #Negotiation #LifeThoughts

You can never see a rainbow while you're looking at the sun. After the flood, that's the sign Hashem picked for His promise. Of all things. Here's why it matters in a hard stretch. #ParshasNoach #LifeThoughts

For two years her calendar was full. Scans, blood work, infusions. Then the doctor said the words every parent prays for. Treatment is done, go live your life.She sat in the parking lot and cried. Watch what happened the following Thursday. @Chai_Lifeline #LifeThoughts

There's always one kid who doesn't want to be at the campfire. So the music starts at the quiet end of the field, and the circle forms around him. Nobody makes it a moment. Twenty minutes later he's on somebody's shoulders. Joy is built. #LifeThoughts @CampSimcha @Chai_Lifeline

Three miracles kept us alive in the Midbar. Water, bread, and clouds. So why is Sukkos only about the clouds? The answer goes back to Rosh Hashanah. #Sukkos #LifeThoughts @artscroll

Yom Kippur ends. First thing you do: grab a hammer. 25 hours of saying you got it wrong, and the calendar hands you a nail. That's not scheduling. Here's what it is. #Sukkos #LifeThoughts

My GPS never says "again?" I miss the turn. It says one word. Recalculating. New route from exactly where I am. That's the whole idea of Shabbos Shuva. Not guilt. Return. Skip the replay. Take the next turn. #ShabbosShuva #LifeThoughts #YomKippur

Noach wasn't the greatest tzaddik ever. He was a tzaddik for his generation. Look at the generation we're in. That's the bar I'm asking to be judged by too. #LifeThoughts #roshhashanah #torah #judgementday #judaism

I heard a vort from a completely different world. I made it ours. It uses the saddest scene in animated film to make one point: there's a piece of you the mess never touched. Watch before Rosh Hashanah. #LifeThoughts #Elul #lionking

79th floor. South Tower. September 11th. All he had was seven words from Hebrew school. 🕯️ #LifeThoughts #september11 #NeverForget #Torah #Shoftim

Next time someone cuts you off in traffic, don't assume he's a jerk. Assume one specific thing instead. Now when somebody cuts me off I'm actively rooting for the guy. Out loud. In my car. Sixty seconds on dan lekaf zechus. #DanLekafZechus #LifeThoughts #Elul #JewishThought

This was outside my house at 930 last night. A seemingly Muslim man decided to stop and pray. Why here? Why then? Lots of questions. #LifeThoughts #neighborhood @Joelmpetlin

A painter left his best canvas in the town square. Find a mistake, mark it with an X. By sunset you could barely see the painting. It's Elul. A month of hearing about your own mistakes. Some you take to heart. Some you put down. #LifeThoughts

Two hour delay. Forty minutes circling. Diverted for fuel. Home by seven became home at 1:30am. The delay was never the problem. #LifeThoughts @JetBlue @Chabad

Some people watched the World Cup final for the soccer. I watched it for the greatest missed collab in entertainment history. #LifeThoughts #WorldCup #WorldCupFinal #FIFAWorldCup2026 #HalftimeShow @shakira @TheMuppets

It would be fantastic if @NikkiHaley was given the nod as the replacement senator for @LindseyGrahamSC #LifeThoughts #sc @POTUS @realDonaldTrump

I’m assuming we all need to order Belgian chocolate today before tariffs are enforced. #LifeThoughts #usmnt #worldcup #FIFAWorldCup

I really thought @NYCMayor would go to the parade. He seems to be a big fan of flotillas. #LifeThoughts #israel