Kai.

Here's a RL photo of me with a shaker of Parmesan cheese I stole from Royal Pizza and brought to the gay bar

New fake

Salad or tacos?

There were cabbage patch kids in my dream last night... teapawt.net/eatmyasstrology/status…

One hour down, $18.50 richer

You know when a song can just bring you back to the worst time in your life? Yeah

I'm sitting here crying because that song played and I tried to plug my ears for it but it still hit me

And the saddest fucking song plays

Work is lame

I love mgk

No ones up at this hour lol

What's good in the hood I haven't actually talked to people in forever

Today's a stat holiday so imma be paid good yesssss

P.s. I'm single

Hmu imma be bored at work for the next 8 hours

Fuck

Yeah go ahead and adopt pets with another fucking guy

I fucking hate it here

You're such a fucking dick