@AwakenWithJP

Conscious comedian. Freedom from fear. Freedom of speech. Pronouns: His Holiness.

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Joined March 2013
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Whistleblower reward program in a nutshell: Call up the establishment and report the establishment for committing fraud. Then hope they don't suicide you.
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"You're a Loser, we won't release the files!" It's a brilliant mid-terms campaign slogan...
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"How should we lose the mid-terms?" The republicans are coming up with some great strategies...
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"Armageddon is his foreign policy!" Tim Dillon epically roasting Pete Hegseth and Erika Kirk. I'm here for it.
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I'm pretty sure that Trump is trying to lose the mid-terms. Endorsing Netanyahu is very effective with that goal. 5-D chess people.
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Yep.
Dr. Simon
@goddekOct 21
The GOP in a nutshell.
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I’d like to report the federal government.
The White House
@WhiteHouseOct 20
See fraud? It's time to expose it. Report fraud, waste, and abuse to the federal government 📲 America.gov/fraud
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Congrats to Apple for making the worst ad ever about a product that will only make your life worse. Well done.
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Found ourselves a new press secretary.
JP Sears
@AwakenWithJPOct 18
Huge announcement! I've been hired as the next Press Secretary. Here's my first press conference, it was a home run. I'm hoping to keep the job for more than a week.
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Huge announcement! I've been hired as the next Press Secretary. Here's my first press conference, it was a home run. I'm hoping to keep the job for more than a week.
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Katie Zacharia wasn't fired because she's stupid, the job requires you to be stupid. She excelled in that area. She went wrong in some other areas though...
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"We recommend the covid vaccine for ages 6 months and up. We also urge families to vaccinate against measles." WTF? Has RFK Jr officially sold out and betrayed you?
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The health insurance system isn't just broken, it's predatory. Most people stay in the system even though they don't trust, because they're too afraid to leave it. That was me, but I finally exited the system. Here's how damn predatory the system is and what I did to leave it.
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There are vicious accusations being made against me that I'm bald now. These are allegations that I vehemently deny. This is nothing but a political smear campaign. Here's the truth...
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It’s possible that MAGA has changed just a little.
John (Anarcho Cat)
@anarcho_catOct 15
Remember when MAGA at least pretended to care about Epstein?
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If you refuse to call balls and strikes on "your side," then you're willingly blind.
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The Lindsay Clancy of tigers kills a guy. People are passionately rallying around the tiger in support.
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You don’t fool anyone when you’re loyal to a person over loyal to truth. But you do lose my respect.
Brandon Straka #WalkAway
@BrandonStrakaOct 12
JP Sears to Benny Johnson: “He’s a Trump loyalist. He’s not a truth loyalist.” @AwakenWithJP told me that changing your mind when you learn new facts builds trust even if you have to lose some followers. But sticking to a narrative, when the facts change, makes you far less credible in his eyes. Watch our full conversation. Link in comments.
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If they're gonna be live streaming executions, can we at least admit that we're living in the Hunger Games now?
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To be fair, if he’s mentally insane, doesn’t that make him more qualified to be a senator?
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