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" THE TRANSFER "
A Twitter Parody short story, about Crash transferring into his new body. Possibly lore relevant.
Read at the link here, or down below.
docs.google.com/document/d/1…
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CRASH retweeted
ALR1GHT. I”M [[Tired of your job?]]. I”M GETT<ING SOME SHUt-EYE.
GOODKNIGHT [[Value customers]] [[Don’t Forget]] YOU ALL MEAn THE [[WorldWideWeb]] TO ME!!! I LOVe ALL OF YOU!!!!
OOH, NICE TOYS!
[As the towering behemoths begin to stomp towards Crash and take aim with their massive turrets, he scurries along the ground towards the nearest one. Leaping onto it's head, he clamps himself into place and presses the underbelly of his monitor...]
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I WANTED TO BOTHER YOU.
[Crash gives them the biggest of cheesy, smug, shit-eating grins.]
AND IF YOU ATTACK ME, I THINK YOU'LL FIND I AM VERY HARD TO HARM.
THE DAY SOMEONE TALKS SMACK ABOUT ME IS A DAY I WILL RELISH. UNLIKELY THOUGH, SINCE EVERYONE ADORES ME.
ADMIN:// During my first run as Crash I was literally in the middle of a 'old flesh apocalypse' event that ended when all the controversy about me sprung up. I don't think I want to do that again, but something similar regarding an encroaching of the Old Flesh could be cool.
— DAILY #PARODYTWT / #PTWT && #MVRP QUESTIONS ! !
(Day 165) for MUNS
What’s an event idea you’ve wanted to do or wanted to happen?
I'M GONNA BE HONEST, EVEN IF I MICROWAVE SOMETHING IT'LL PROBABLY END UP BEING CARCIOGENIC. BETTER NOT TO RISK IT.
[ VILLAIN OF THE DAY! ] (DAY 47)
How good are you at cooking?
(ft. Laplace's homophobic cousin)
ALT I'd say I'm not bad at cooking! Thanks to my time at Maid for You, I'm able to make excellent villainous omurice! There is nobody like me capable of making evil omurice! I'd say Maxwell is actually the best cook, though. When she doesn't cheap out on fast food, she makes a killer meal! Her Ragù alla Bolognese was really well made. Laplace's only good at simple stuff like breakfast eggs. Even then, at least she's better than Emma from Absolute...
ADMIN:// Okay I might have enough followers to scream into the void and get an answer about this
How do we feel about these leg designs? I'm not fully sold but I don't know exactly what I would do to improve them. Any suggestions?
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE BECAUSE I WAS LAZY, ACTUALLY. I'M FULLY CAPABLE OF BEATING THE EVER-LIVING S#!7 OUT OF SOMEONE WITHOUT USING ANY GADGETS *OR* ABILITIES.
